Text Message Purgatory

The residence of a lost text message that has already been sent, but has not been recieved by anyone.

Girl "Did, you get my text?"
Guy "naw, sorry, must have been in text message purgatory... by the way, I think we should break up."
Girl "I texted that I was pregnant..."

by dA_pAckage January 10, 2011

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message man

Some one you shouldn't talk trash to about someone else

Please use discretion when you're messing with the message man

by Iddybiddy January 7, 2017

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An interjection made famous by the 1996 movie Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood. It's shouted whenever a moral lesson is spelled out just in case somebody didn't get it.

Ashtray's cellmate: If you hit a man, in time his wounds will heal. If you steal from a man, you can replace what you've stolen. But always cross in the green, never in between. Because the honorable Elijah Muhammed Ali floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee. And always remember my brother, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, knick knack, paddy whack, give a dog a bone, two thousand, zero, zero, party, oops! Out of time, my bacon smellin' fine.
Mailman: Message!

by don_coyote April 4, 2009

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text message fiend

a. One who sends in excess of 100+ text messages per day.
b. One who can type faster with a cell phone that with a keyboard.

High school is the primordial ooze from which the text message fiend crawled out from.

by Interstate Pirates Inc. January 11, 2006

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away message

1. Message set in an instant messanger client that informs people on your buddy list that you are away.
Common messages include: away, brb, and sleeping

My cousin john needs to learn how to use away messages

by KenF December 28, 2005

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