Merseyside

A good and peaceful place in North West England, bringing together the cities of Liverpool, Wirral, among others. Bathed by the River Mersey and a historical pillar for England's seafaring (Liverpool docks). Packed full with good nightclubs, stunningly good looking women and some of the most friendly and welcoming people in all Europe (although our accent tends to confuse people sometimes). Contrary to popular belief, the Merseyside is not a big slum in the middle of nowhere - neighbors Lancashire and Greater Manchester also display high levels of criminality. And thank god we were broke apart from these cunts anyway.

Bloke 1: 'Merseyside, big history, beautiful county, nice place to live.'
Bloke 2: 'Sound.'

by Jesus Lizard Freaky NNNN May 31, 2013

mersaydeez

Someone who is 13 years old. Wants to be an astronaut. Is obsessed with guinea pigs. Super tall. Has brown wavy hair.

Look it’s Mersaydeez!

by Mersaydeez October 21, 2020

Murshyquadred

A Murshyquadred is someone who is a quarter murshy. They are usually fun to be around, but they are also have the personality of slime. When you call someone a murshyquadred, it can either be taken as an insult or a compliment.

"Hey bro! You lookin' a little Murshyquadred today."
"Let's hang out with the Murshyquadred"

by Charc0al June 29, 2021

mershman

The ability to excel in 4 jobs simultaneously while using a @stanford.edu email address. A Mershman seldom votes "yes" for fat chicks and enjoys "open roads" as a favorite past time. Mershmen keep their fans updated regularly through postings on any one of their online businesses.

1. Hey, is that Mershman on the side of the road?
2. Why is Mershman not updating his site, son?
3. Dad, none of these hand-me-down shoes and clothes fit, I'm gunna look like a Mershman.

by Tim Gunn February 7, 2008

meushy

To feel the effects of magical mushrooms. To trip face.

"Where's my face, I am so meushy right now"

by Blae October 30, 2004

Mershaq

Half Mermaid, half Shaquille O'Neal, and 100% Pretty Cool.

Man, it was a good thing Mershaq gave us a ride to Prom when my car broke down.

by TomatoAmato September 16, 2011

Mersey Tunnel

Large, oversized vagina that offers no sexual satisfaction

Look at that Mersey Tunnel. You could get lost in there.

by ud40 February 23, 2005