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mushy purples 

the form that some natural breasts take on after the miracle of childbirth. The phenomena was first defined and investigated in detail by Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky on the Your Moms House Podcast.

I can be identified when the nipples and areola swell and take on a purple colored hue. They first swell up hard, then become mushy and point down.....then they stay down.
Jean had to go to a specialty store to find a properly fitting bra to hold her big mushy purples.
mushy purples by evinrude115 January 25, 2017
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When someone has you deep and your feelings And gives you butterflies when you think about them.
I got all mushy just daydreaming about my crush
Mushy by Wierd November 29, 2016

mushy-gushy 

To be very affectionate. Often to the point of disgusting other people.
Normally used for couples who call each other "honey", "sweetheart", "pumpking" or similar words
Honey, we are so mushy-gushy in the mornings.
mushy-gushy by ehstrom October 29, 2013

mushy squash

Guys that are left that no one else wants according to Alison Dilaurentes from Pretty Little Liars
Emily- "I don't want to end up with Mushy squash"
Paige McCullers- "Are you drunk?"
mushy squash by Jenny1ynn9 October 22, 2013
Overly sentimental or affectionate in a cliche'd way
Some of the love scenes were extremely mushy
mushy by G-M-C March 23, 2005

mushy shatass 

When a person shits in thier wetsuit while paddleing a surfboard out to the line up
Peter gambled and lost, and thus has mushy shatass
mushy shatass by downtiggidy August 17, 2003
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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