The act of two people pressing their bellies together and imagining that the contents of their stomachs are being transfered from one to the other. Often done in conjunction with listing the things one has eaten that day.
by William Edwand Moran September 30, 2008
Get the Belly merge mug.An especially shitty way of driving. Basically, you get as close to someone's bumper as possible before you merge in front of them effectively cutting them off. Commonly seen from FIBs in northern Illinois and southern Wisconsin
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Get the mergi mug.An onramp with a huge blind spot that merges abruptly into traffic with no warning. Often located on the left side of the road where traffic is moving fastest.
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Get the merge-or-die lane mug.A person who habitually uses the median turn-lane to illegally merge with traffic after a left turn, especially when they could have legally and safely turned into the proper traffic lane.
I was turning into the subdivision and a Merge Monkey almost killed me! I had to swerve to prevent a head-on collision!
by pseudoraptor February 18, 2010
Get the Merge Monkey mug.One who uses the merge lane as an actual, viable, legal lane of traffic, for the purpose of a) getting into a static lane of traffic far in advance of the other vehicles who have merged more promptly, or b) passing moving traffic at greater speeds than even the current 'fast lane' would allow.
Al was in the habit of only half-occupying a lane when he merged into it, leaving half his 1990 Dodge Dart hanging into the merge lane to discourage the Merge Burgler s.
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