Timothy Mertens

A man who is in love with fefe. Who black faces masks

Timothy mertens loves fortnite!

by Bigbootymaster January 7, 2022

Mertenize

To destroy, ruin, lay waste to one's name by pronouncing it really badly. It's basically oral diarrhea.

"umm nah-nad--nahjuh!"
Nadya: That hoe totally mertenized my name!

by .DotK March 6, 2008

Highly Merited

of great worth; having earned the respect of many

You have to meet Brad, he's highly merited.

or

Don't worry about Seth, he's so highly merited he has nothing to prove.

by FullOfFacts September 2, 2008

meret

A good friend that likes horse back riding and gives you free gum

I got a Meret in my math class
I wish I had a Meret in my class

by Lv king December 20, 2013

Mertek

Stupid; Pornographer; Gay; Not-Human; Pornographer; Dumb.

Eww your dick is as small as Mertek's!

Who just grabbed my ass... Mertek i told you i'm a guy damnit!

Mertek: i love hotmail.com always giving me good porn
Crashed: Mertek.. thats hotmale.com... not hotmail.com.

by Crashed December 31, 2003

meetergreeter

Staff in a retail establishment or financial institution who meet customers at the door, answer questions, and guide them to other service representatives.

At the credit union, the meetergreeter shepherded me over to the investments officer to open my IRA.

by Kuewa July 30, 2008

meeten

Used by people who has to show they are trendy speakers when they speak about a meeting or conference.

I am out for meeten.

I will call you back later, i have to go meeten.

Lets do some meeten about this topic tomorrow, ok?

by kobichief June 1, 2007