Methsexy

“ Methsexy” Describes a girl with reasonably decent body and semi-cute face that has already started to wither and die due to use and abuse homemade amphetamines.

Example; That stripper Is cute in a “methsexy” kind of way.

by Jimmy8fingers January 2, 2019

Mephistopheles

A demon frequent in occult mythology, and a cheif member in the Faust legend. Often seen in the form of a dog, horse, or raven familar.

Mephistopheles promised to serve as Faust's servant for 24 years.

by The Zebu November 20, 2003

Mephisto

That old Mephisto, the one who watches you as you sleep and clicks ancient murmurs in your ears. Constantly plotting, stalking, and breathing on helpless infants at night, his will is to be fulfilled. Be not too hasty to call his name, for he is always listening.

Drunk Bitch: "Mephisto is a bunch of horse shit!"
Mephisto (suddenly appearing): Proceeds to slice her face into a thousand pieces.

by TheSouLOfGenIus January 15, 2014

METHSCAPADES

NOUN
1. A carefree episode or adventure while under the influence of methamphetamine- usually wild and exciting, but not necessarily lawful.

2. An adventure lasting all night or maybe days in which one does things as a result of paranoia and sleep deprivation highly questionable and completely irrational to those sober but making complete sense to those under the influence.

Your neighborhood diggling methscapades are going to get us arrested. Hurry up and put their bike, car, and cat back together before they wake up in an hour.

Dude this tweaker bitch just stole my wallet and my identity and now she is a millionaire in Nicaragua and may even be the president, so that means I am actually the president. We gotta stop her before she or actually I take take over the country. I'm so sick of her methscapades. We gotta find her.

by hhillkillz January 19, 2011

Mephaehi

A code in which each consonant and vowel is moved to "the next" consonant or vowel in the alphabet. An example sentence would be: Jux esi zua fuoph vufez? (How are you doing today?). In the language the letter "Q" is skipped over as a consonant unless there is a vowel after it, also "Y" is used as both consonant and vowel depending on how it is used in the word before.

Bill: Do you speak Mephaehi?
Phil: Ya! O Fu!
Bill: Ni Vuu

by Dumop epf Imo January 19, 2017

mechsterbation

The absolute abuse of the game "Mechwarrior" in the use of using both joysticks at the same time. This can often be used for people who play the game entirely way too much.

The suffix "sterbation" can be tacked on to any other game for appropriate issues.

*answering machine*
"sorry, im not at the phone right now, if it is between the times 8 AM and 5 AM then most likely I am mechsterbating, and i do not want to be bothered. call back when i give a crap, or when you have a free copy of the next mechwarrior game"

by Gunmetal December 17, 2004

Mehstive

When you are completely indifferent or meh about something that is usually festive.

Person 1: "Christmas is coming up, I feel so festive!"
Person 2: "Meh. I'm not feeling it at all...I'm more mehstive."

Person1: "Someone has a birthday coming up, let's plan a festive get together!"
Person 2: "I am getting way too old, I'm not festive, just MEHstive."

by Rightblank December 2, 2018