a complete waste of human life. he claims to be edgy and groundbreaking, and he reminds you this after almost every joke. The following is a typical Mencia joke.
"THE CHINESE HAVE SQUINTY EYES!!!! AND I KNOW SOME OF YOU ARE SITTING AT HOME SAYING (retarded voice) DEHHHH BUT CARLOS THAT'S NOT NICE YOU CAN'T SAY THAT ON TELEVISION. TOO BAD!! EVERYONE SHOULD HEAR THIS BECAUSE IT'S WHAT EVERYONE IS THINKING, BUT I'M THE ONLY ONE WITH ENOUGH BALLS TO SAY IT BECAUSE I'M THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO COMEDY EVER."
Actually, Carlos, I'm not offended in the least bit. I've heard the stereotypes, I know them, and just because you say it on TV doesn't make you the second coming of jesus christ.
he isn't funny because he is offensive, so don't call me over sensititive. he is unfunny because his show is a giant stereotype. Stereotypes that i've heard roughly 8,000,000 times before. So i guess the only way you can find this show funny is if you are hearing these stereotypes for the first time.
And By the way, he's half german and his real name is Ned. It's funny how he boasts on his openness and his ability to say what everyone is thinking, but he's to embarresed to tell people his real name.
"THE CHINESE HAVE SQUINTY EYES!!!! AND I KNOW SOME OF YOU ARE SITTING AT HOME SAYING (retarded voice) DEHHHH BUT CARLOS THAT'S NOT NICE YOU CAN'T SAY THAT ON TELEVISION. TOO BAD!! EVERYONE SHOULD HEAR THIS BECAUSE IT'S WHAT EVERYONE IS THINKING, BUT I'M THE ONLY ONE WITH ENOUGH BALLS TO SAY IT BECAUSE I'M THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO COMEDY EVER."
Actually, Carlos, I'm not offended in the least bit. I've heard the stereotypes, I know them, and just because you say it on TV doesn't make you the second coming of jesus christ.
he isn't funny because he is offensive, so don't call me over sensititive. he is unfunny because his show is a giant stereotype. Stereotypes that i've heard roughly 8,000,000 times before. So i guess the only way you can find this show funny is if you are hearing these stereotypes for the first time.
And By the way, he's half german and his real name is Ned. It's funny how he boasts on his openness and his ability to say what everyone is thinking, but he's to embarresed to tell people his real name.
"you see that joke carlos mencia did about the white people? I ROFLMAO'd!!!!!!
"richarad pryor did that joke 30 years ago, back then it was funny because people weren't as open about race and religion. carlos mencia thinks he's hot shit because he says "racist things on television. Did you just say ROFLMAO?
"richarad pryor did that joke 30 years ago, back then it was funny because people weren't as open about race and religion. carlos mencia thinks he's hot shit because he says "racist things on television. Did you just say ROFLMAO?
by Kuntry Kat September 12, 2006
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Carlos Mencia should be revoked of his career, and all of his merchandise should be lowered into a volcanic crater.
by Deathgrind > you September 19, 2007
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