meister

similar to 'dog', it is a suffix added to a name that makes that person sound a lot cooler than they actualy are.

"My name is mr cook..."

"You're a loser"

"...but people call me the cookmeister"

"You're so cool, make love to me"

by i suck ass October 16, 2008

Whore Meister

A pimp, an irresponsible ladies man, or any other form of related low-life who pockets his coin off of live female flesh.

Etymology: Coined usage, from "Whore" for prositute and "Meister," German for "Master."

Hugh Hefner is a real Whore Meister!

See also: Hefner, Whore Master

by Chance Wayne May 4, 2006

Douche Meister

Someone who shouts stereotypical douche bag nonsense across a room to their other douche bag buddy

douche bag 1: Oh man, you see that chick?? Ima nail me some of that tonight bro!!
Douche bag 2: HELL YEAH BROTHER!!!!

Guy 1: what the hell are these douche meisters doing saying this crap out loud
Guy 2: there just douche meisters

by that guync30 May 27, 2010

bacon meister

A large gothic red-haired, red-bearded man who has developed the secret to home made bacon

Damn I only have eggs... I sure wish I knew the bacon meister

by Lollipot July 20, 2013

Sus Meister

Someone who isn’t it attempts to steal your girl but is unsuccessful

Jeff attempted to swoop but was unsuccessful so he is a Sus meister.

by Carsonsaboogerhead February 6, 2019

silly meister

A silly meister is someone who is so incredibly silly and overall a big jokester. They come in all different shapes and sizes. This slang term is only used when someone is being very silly willy and has the became the ultimate silly meister.

“Yo have you met that new girl ?”

“Yeah man she is so crazy and like silly, I’d go as far as saying she is a silly meister!”

by PeakMal July 19, 2021

jit meister

the “master” or the “ jit of all jits”

wassup jit meister

by yurmother1234 May 29, 2022