i hate you because you're a megadouche
by levi parker September 5, 2007
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Monothálamos (Greek): unicellular
Phobia (Greek): fear
Irrational fear of unicellular organisms that do not play by the surface area-to-volume ratio rule. Someone with Megamonothálamosaphobia will feel a certain out-of-body, exotic discomfort coupled with existential dread and feelings of inevitable doom when thinking about or seeing large cells visible to the naked eye, such as the 4cm-9cm long Valonia ventricosa algae.
To self-diagnose yourself with Megamonothálamosaphobia, look up "Sailor's Eyeball" and "Largest unicellular organisms" on Google and start exploring. People with Megamonothálamosaphobia may experience a spectrum of negative emotions from "mild discomfort" to "nonconsensual Satanic ritual sacrifices of the KKK persuasion".
Monothálamos (Greek): unicellular
Phobia (Greek): fear
Irrational fear of unicellular organisms that do not play by the surface area-to-volume ratio rule. Someone with Megamonothálamosaphobia will feel a certain out-of-body, exotic discomfort coupled with existential dread and feelings of inevitable doom when thinking about or seeing large cells visible to the naked eye, such as the 4cm-9cm long Valonia ventricosa algae.
To self-diagnose yourself with Megamonothálamosaphobia, look up "Sailor's Eyeball" and "Largest unicellular organisms" on Google and start exploring. People with Megamonothálamosaphobia may experience a spectrum of negative emotions from "mild discomfort" to "nonconsensual Satanic ritual sacrifices of the KKK persuasion".
Why does Kimmith look like she just saw the holy ghost and is regretting every atheistic declaration she has ever made as hallucinations of Hell engulf her nonexistent soul that she sold to the Devil via depressive and curiosity-driven bargaining?
Oh, she just saw a giant cell. Kimmith has Megamonothálamosaphobia.
Oh, she just saw a giant cell. Kimmith has Megamonothálamosaphobia.
by Valonia ventriNOsa October 4, 2018
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But if u have followed for a long time u would know that they have an extreme obsession with eddie aka ed sheeran. but love is love and love will overpower anything ❤️
But if u have followed for a long time u would know that they have an extreme obsession with eddie aka ed sheeran. but love is love and love will overpower anything ❤️
by lilleviswheelchair June 25, 2021
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This is general as it can be used to document anything, and seems to fit better if the document is updated semi-regularly. Although, with enough time, a megadoc will tend to settle to a static state.
This is general as it can be used to document anything, and seems to fit better if the document is updated semi-regularly. Although, with enough time, a megadoc will tend to settle to a static state.
Hey, have you seen the new underscores megadoc going around discussing some sort of lore?
Yo Jimmy! Did you see I added you to a megadoc discussing how birds aren't real?
Yo Jimmy! Did you see I added you to a megadoc discussing how birds aren't real?
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by imatuallysleepy June 23, 2021
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2. 'A thinking man's mogadon', something that would put a man of intelligence to sleep.
2. 'A thinking man's mogadon', something that would put a man of intelligence to sleep.
by robh353 June 30, 2005
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