muffing

A derogatory word used to describe simultaneous oral sex between two lesbians, often referred to as 69.

Susie hasn't gotten any all week. Tonight she's getting drunk and going out muffing.

by Mr Muff April 12, 2007

muffing

Muffing is the new Mudding - since iPhone decides to auto correct everything!

- giggles

example: "Mo-reece is going muffing today in his friend's amazing Rubicon"

by Giggles124 April 8, 2013

Meefing

Eating a beef stick while doing a milf

Last night I was totally meefing Mrs. Klein, it was great because I got to enjoy some Slim Jims while hooking up with the hottest mom

by MOBJ March 7, 2009

merfing

A series of "merf"s made by a small/toy dog

A small/toy dog starts merfing for attention, to elaborate its emotions, or to express a want.

by Jennifer McCabe September 28, 2006

maffing

to maff is to be a turd.
the act of maffing is turding.

hey, why are you such a maff?
i'm maffing right now

by mypseudonymonymonym October 27, 2013

Muffingirl

The neice of The Muffin Man, from the classic song, "Do you know The Muffin Man?"

That J-pop CD belongs to Muffingirl.

by Muffingirl September 26, 2004

muffing

Long established Royal Navy slang for cunnilingus.
Alternative: Muff diving.

The bosun's mate got caught muffing a split (female) sailor in the cable locker.

by BandyE May 13, 2016