Meerkat

A discreetly gay man, who keeps his sexuality hidden most of the time, but isn’t afraid to show his true self when he feels safe. He won’t ever deny his homosexuality, but he won’t flaunt it either.

Gosh, Jared is a real Meerkat. Did you see how he was with Daryl earlier? They’re definitely gay.

by Llamallamaduck1976 May 26, 2024

Meerkat toe

Meerkat toe is the part of particularly large woman’s gunt where the flab folds join to the belly button

Caw look at that gert whale over there, she’s got a lovely meerkat toe

by Alantitmangle April 13, 2020

Meerkat Wank

Similar to a danger wank in that the process involves masterbating while fully aware of the very real danger of being caught out, either by a parent, family member, work colleague, etc. The difference is that with a Meerkat Wank you are standing up whilst having a danger wank, and so are straining your head and neck whilst listening and looking out for anyone who might catch you in the act. Looking like a meerkat standing sentry on it's rear legs as you do so.

I was that worried getting caught by my wife stroking one out the other night I ended up having a full on meerkat wank.

by G_inthehouse March 18, 2009

Meerkat Nipples

When it's either cold or one is sexually aroused, their nipples stand up like a meerkat.

When my Twitter Crush slides into my direct messages, I get the Meerkat Nipples.

by Anniethenanny August 2, 2017

meerkat madness

When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on. (This also applies to applause from a promotion because there maybe cake, coffee and doughnuts.)

I heard moans of disgust, so I stood up to see what was going on, only to find myself participating in meerkat madness, caused by Fred's crop dusting.

by silvergatlin October 1, 2003

meerkat action

When a good looking woman walks across a pub and you and your mate,s heads turn to follow her movements simultaneously.

as in definition.Usually one of us will spot a good looking woman approaching and the rest will spot their eye and head movements and all heads will follow her walk.Like a sentry meerkat and the rest of its troop.When this happens we refer to it as meerkatting or meerkat action.

by Amber hicks September 17, 2008

Meerkat Sex

Having sex in a public place, popping your head up to look around every few seconds.
To make sure no one is watching or walking close by.

Someone over there is having Meerkat Sex, a head keeps popping up to look around the park.

by DurteeB April 16, 2015