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Congressional Medal of Boner

The highest recognition given to deserving patriots of the sex industry who go beyond the call of booty, usually awarded by lawmakers (hence Congressional).
Mary Jane is awarded the Congressional Medal of Boner for her erotic deeds.
by Ibaraki-Doji January 2, 2012
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Epic Meal Time

Food porn at its finest on YouTube. An orgy of bacon strips, Jack Daniels, meat and hot bitches eating it is common.
I got a boner from watching that chick eat that meat log on Epic Meal Time!
by BaconstripsBaconstrips December 28, 2010
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jolo mabalay2

A philippines nuclear power plant, and the second version of its kind. It was known to explode and the town of mabalay had to evacuate.
jolo mabalay2 was a tragic moment in the Philippines history.
by GRantElementary15 June 23, 2019
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mbalenhle

A beautiful young vibrant girl , who enjoys being around friends and being outdoors. Doesn't drink often, but makes sure to embrace the moment whenever she does. She is as pretty as her name. Pronounced Mbar-Leh-Ntle meaning beautiful flower. They usually enjoy Hip-hop and soul. she is a flower child and enjoys being weird.
Total misfit and says some of craziest stuff you may ever hear. Brainiac who doesn't enjoy reading.
Drama Queen. TomBoy growing up but will transition into one of the girliest girls ever.....
Usually Zulu, Short, May have short or long hair, almond shaped eyes.

Is friend with almost anyone, but has a main circle of friends she'd die for.
Alleged Savage , who won't show her emotions due to previous experiences.
Enjoys making jokes and seeing people smile...

Prefers being called Mbali or Enhle
hey is that mbalenhle?
she looks beautiful...
OMG SHE CAN'T BREATHE
by zimbali November 23, 2016
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swag meal

when mommy makes you dinosaur chicken nuggies and doritos
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Meal Ticket Beggars

A person who expects others to pay for their meals on a date/meeting simply because of their gender or existence
Just because I am a woman, a man is obligated to pay for my meal.

Just because you were the one who did the asking out (even that I would refuse if I wasn't interested in you also but I don't have the guts to do the asking out myself) you have to pay for my meal.

This is an example of meal ticket beggars
by Nickthedick09 October 30, 2009
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Mabalay Jolo

Mabalay Jolo is smarter than you , he’s gonna go to Harvard, and he has a season pass for great America .
Mabalay Jolo graduated from Harvard .
by Health And Medicine June 21, 2019
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