Meateatiation

The process of solving a conflict, or a number of conflicts between two or more parties through eating copious amounts of meat in front of the conflicting parties until an amicable agreement is reached.

1. "Me and my husbands marriage was on the rocks, until we had a few sessions of Meateatiation.......now the only problem I have to worry about is taking a stool at regular intervals."

2. "Do we really need to get the lawyers involved, can't we just settle this through the civilised means of Meateatiation?"

3. "Can't this dispute be resolved through mediation?"

"I'm afraid not Ma'am, this is far too serious, I think the only way we are going to settle this is through five two hour sessions of Meateatiation.

4. "If you two cunts can't get your fucken shit together and resolve this conflict, I'm going to be forced to eat copious amounts of meat to solve this."

"What?!?!....surely we don't need to get a Meateatiator involved?"

by Soul of Distortion April 17, 2013

meatmaster

A term describing either a male or female that loves to give oral sex to a male.

Lin's a real meatmaster! She love to suck on my dong 'til it's burning like a hot penny!

by pencil pud October 30, 2007

Meatbeater

Someone who beats their meat..

Meatbeater. Jamy is beating his meat

by Purple dayzz February 17, 2018

meatbeater94

a smart man he made a fucking definition of UwO he is big gamer and he gets all woman because of large peepee

GF:Yo MeatBeater94 got a large one
GF2: Agreed

by Boxeth March 4, 2021

meatastic

something pretty badass or like a jesse

yo that ass was pretty meatastic
or
ya man that movie was pretty meatastic

by meatastic June 28, 2008

Meatfest

When a group of boy/girls masturbate/poke thereselves infront of each other.

"Hey dude wanna' have a meatfest on Friday?"
"Yeah sure, i'll get everyone, im gunna' release the beast!"

by Info@U June 27, 2011

meatseat

AIM Chat in which RuneScape gods get together and discuss very important issues, such as wiener lengths, latest vids on jizzonline, WC levels, Terrance Harnett's current status, dying grandmothers, and Justin Bieber.

Members including:steveg1230, holla back16, julieg1230, imper588, Dr Dreadz, autosquare11, coppenhagen4, dr peter

steveg1230: hi all
julieg1230: hi all
holla back17: hi all
dr dreadz: hi all
autosquare11: hi all
dr petez: hi all
coppenhagen4: hi all
imper588: heyto geto

all: ..

"INVITE TO MEATSEAT PLIZNOW"

by julieg1230 December 12, 2009