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Meat Pie

a useless human who is used for nothing but specifically anal sex to survive or make a living.
That guy Jacob other there is good for nothing but anal sex, he is a meat pie.
by UnrivaledEcstasy October 31, 2021
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Meat Pie

A Buff homosexual male who looks like or has an obscene obsession of receiving cumshots through their anal cavity.
"Damn watch that meat pie walks that ass"
by Qwords for Queers July 18, 2024
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Meat Pie Pumper

Meat Pie Pumper - where you stick the squirty sauce bottles into your meat pie and fill it with sauce instead of just putting the sauce on the top
pushing the sauce bottle into your meat pie to fill the contents with sauce meakes you a meat pie pumper or shorly known as pie pumper
by Greg748 January 18, 2009
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Calcutta Meat Pie

In order to forget he had munged his ex, Bob joined the Peace Corp and eventually found himself giving a Calcutta Meat Pie.
by Duck Duck Gross May 26, 2009
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jamaican meat pie

Two people who really love each other, kiss, hold each other close, and fall asleep whispering to each other about how much they love each other.
The prostitute specializes in the jamaican meat pie.
by Zero_Gravitas July 18, 2016
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Jai Meat Pie

The act of consuming a Viagra and then forcefully and vigorously penetrating another man's anus without lubrication because they fucked with you one too many times.
Man I must have made fun of Jim one too many times last night because he gave me a Jai Meat Pie and power fucked my ass so hard that I can't sit down or look him in the eye anymore.
by dsafoinasdfn January 20, 2021
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Portuguese Meat Pie

A term that describes the sexual act, in which one person inserts a meat pie (although vegetarian options are also acceptable) into their rectum. A second person holds their head under the first person's anal opening and cracks a raw egg over the apex of the butt-crack. The "meal" is subsequently served by vigorous clenching in a similar fashion to the traditional "Concertina" used in Portuguese folk music.
"The journey of a thousand miles begins with a Portuguese Meat Pie." - Sun Tzu
by MartinGreen69 June 28, 2017
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