Mealed

The act of having an awkward meal with someone after a night of hooking up - often associated with a drunken hook-up resulting in an unplanned sleepover.

"Dude, when I woke up I forgot she was there - she was so drunk the night before, I figured the least I could do was meal her before taking her home."

"I was so hungover and just wanted to go home but he totally mealed me."

by bitchesandslutsandhoes March 6, 2009

measly bee

A hybrid between an early bird and a night owl.

Are you more of an early bird or a night owl? I am a measly bee-which is a bit of both.

by ajhtm2012 May 29, 2014

meansleeping

Meansleeping means to go to bed angry or irritated. Meanness builds while sleeping.

She is meansleeping. Its best not to meansleep-instead try to rest feeling more uplifted.

by Ragensword April 10, 2019

Cock Measles

A general term for sexually transmitted diseases affecting the male genitalia.

After a short round with a dirty bird, Billy got a bad case of the cock measles.

by Stu Steg April 24, 2019

Messlet

A small mess or a mess created by a baby. Also the beginnings of a mess. Originally created by JohnnyZ.

1)
Person 1: "Dude, your room is a mess!"
Person 2: "Not really, it's more of a messlet"

2)
Alien 1: "This human child has created a mess!"
Alien 2: "Mrrrrrrmmm...a messlet!"

by 808Curt August 6, 2011

maslen

someone of extreme greatness. often very athletic.

she is so maslen.

by psudonymerie November 28, 2016

Meatless Muff Diver

A man whose genitalia has underdeveloped forcing him to rigorously study the art of Muff Diving. He has perfected this act so well that any muff he touches will achieve extreme satisfaction beyond belief. To become a supreme meatless muff diver the person must commit to the dive and know that no muff can go undoven.

The meatless muff divers may sometimes perform actual intercourse but it is highly unlikely because most divers genitalia is so small that once the female's eyes gaze upon the meat they instantly become turned off due to its disturbingly small girth.

Charlie was born with a disturbingly small cock and was forced to become and Meatless Muff Diver.

Chris has studied for 5 years to become a Meatless Muff Diver, but has not even begun to scratch the surface of such a feat.

by Grinder100 October 12, 2009