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35 minutes ago

Referring to one's masterplan having already taken effect when another person confronts you about trying to affect the outcome.

Can also be used to quickly prove one's intense intellect and stun foes, or to refuse invitations to do things that are extremely uncool.

Initially coined by Ozymandias of Watchmen, the graphic novel and movie.
Guy: Hey, you wanna go get something to eat?
Guy 2:Nah, I already ate. 35 minutes ago.

Boss: That memo isn't on my desk.
Lowly Corporate Peon: That's a shame, because I turned it in 35 minutes ago.
by thirtyfive March 17, 2009
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10 minute ad revenue

Where a youtuber makes his youtube video 10 minutes long so he/she can put more ads in the video , which in return makes them more money.
Youtuber: Dude you're such a fucking sell out you made your video 10 minutes long just for that 10 minute ad revenue
Youtuber 2: Uhhh No?
by weedsm0k3r36 April 18, 2017
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Andrew McCutchen

Baseball player for the Pittsburgh Pirates, faster than a gazelle, sick dreads. Wears his hat in a ridiculous manner. Could be the messiah of the Buccos. He is known for his calm demeanor. His helmet falls off when he runs for extra bases, and/or when running from first or second base to home. His hometown is listed as somewhere in Florida, but he is most definitely from a planet called Krypton. He has sometimes been referred to as 'McClutchen', for his various walkoff hits/home runs. Also referred to as "Cutch."

Do whatever you can to spread a nickname for him, "The Flying Cutchman."
Bucs fan: Dude, did you see Cutch's triple last night?

Other Bucs fan: No, he was going too fast. All i saw was his helmet laying between first and second. Andrew McCutchen is a man among boys; he should have his own holiday.
by flyingcutchman September 25, 2009
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Three-Minute Rule

In Psychology, any new acquaintance that sucks in the first three minutes will suck forever.
Will we meet again?
Doubt it... didn´t pass three-minute rule.
by rperazag May 6, 2010
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5 minute crafts

A clickbaity channel with almost 30M subs, mostly watched by kids and moms. Most of their videos show stupid "crafts" you will NEVER actulally use in your entire life
5 minute crafts: 42 HOLY GRAIL HACKS THAT WILL SAVE YOU A FORTUNE
Average people: These are so USEFUL!
ACHIEVMENT GET!: Waste 12 mins of ur life and repeat it daily
by awesomegam August 7, 2018
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10 hour 10 minute

Nick name for Hoshi from a k-pop group, SEVENTEEN. He's named Hoshi because his eye shape is placed 10:10 on the clock
New Carat: WOW! Hoshi's eye is like going up
Old Carats: That's why he's called 10 hour 10 minute
by bEyONd The banGtan August 17, 2017
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Niggas Per Minute

Niggas Per Minute (abbreviated as "NPM") is a stat used to measure song lyrics. The NPM is the average amount of times the word "nigga" (or it's derivations: "nigger", "nig", etc.) is used per minute in a song.

For example: The song "344 Words" by Young Blaze is about 1 minute 45 seconds. He uses the word "nigga" 22 times. The NPM for "344 Words" is 15.17
Jason: Yo have you heard that new Meek Millz song? Shit's a banger!
Kyle: Yeah, but what's the Niggas Per Minute? Probably around like 10, he's no lyricist. Eminem got by fine with a steady 0 NPM throughout all his songs
by ~Resh February 22, 2011
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