McDouble with a Hair In It

Finding someone that is extremely attractive but they have a horrible personality.

There's three types of people in the world, there's a Single, McDouble, and a Happy Meal. You don't feel good enough for the Happy Meal and you really don't want a Single. You try for the McDouble, and you get a McDouble with a Hair In It.

by Pretty Pretty Penis August 9, 2010

mcdouble penetration

A spit-roast performed by two obese men dressed as Ronald McDonald while eating McDonald's.

john and Pete performed a mcdouble penetration on Susan

by yellowsauruas October 2, 2015

Last Call For McDoubles

When the least intoxicated person at the party makes a McDonald's run for all the drunk retards with the beer munchies. He collects his cash (often times being sober enough to rip others off) and proceeds to buy approximately 15 Dubs dripping in grease and Mac Sauce. This leads to late night satisfaction, but also leads to a disheartening array of beer shits the next morning.

Trey: "I ain't drunk! (Proceeds to vomit on sofa) Last Call For McDoubles!"
Jalen: "Ey add that mac sauce ya hurr? You feel me?"
Trey: "I feel you bro..."

by TheSouLOfGenIus January 15, 2014

McDouble Value Meal

The sexual position of a man sticking his penis in a girls ass while the girl menstruates all over the mans face making the McDouble explaining why the man cums and the woman menstruates. The value meal is represented by the woman's ass being the McDouble, the mans dick being the fries and the woman's period blood being the Coke from McDonalds.

She thought the McDouble Value Meal was from McDonalds but she was wrong when she was diagnosed with AIDS.

by AN0SEater March 16, 2020

Hot McDouble

Any threeway activity involving yourself + 2 people from ireland.

I had a Hot McDouble on vacation to Dublin last week!

by rainbow_shitshow April 21, 2023

McDouble

When he’s hitting it from the back and the girl is laying down flat AKA doggy style laying down for a better description

Dude he McDoubled Me

by DrWeiner February 24, 2021

Pookums Mcdouble

A pookums Mcdouble is the side of the coochie that has a monkey attached to it. Once the coochie has formed the monkey becomes great again.
Thank you

“oh ya, well you haven’t had pookums mcdouble since the 6th grade!”
“your a pookums mcdouble since for the fourth”
“pOokemsssss mcdoubledin since the 20s”

by cheddar cheese biscuit February 10, 2024