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floppy mcdoppies

shoes that are extremely old and trashed up, yet the owner insists on still wearing them
guy #1: "Hey man you ready to go?"

guy #2: "You're gonna wear those shoes!!??"

guy #1: "Yea what's wrong with them?"

guy #2: "Dude, look at your floppy mcdoppies! They look like they got dropped in a giant blender, sewn back together, ate by a dog, thrown back up by the dog, crapped on by babies, sanded with sandpaper, and beat up by mike tyson!"
by JMayzin September 13, 2009
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ass monkies

A straight(inlovewithagayman)man who is hot and charming and really good at most everything. Who is in love with a guy but wants awomen. A man who wish his best friend was a girl he could make love too. A guy whohas. Not relized its ok to be gay. Or one who is scared of his love for a man. Most of the men who have a gay best friend. One who would do anything for a assmonky one who follows a assmonkey around or feeds them buys them clothes or feels strong feelings for a assmonkey
Hey bro I'm into a ass monkies that don't know why they love gaymen. V. I would be so into you if you would ever like to be with me and I'm not a assmonkey or assmuppet I'm a guy who is in love with you just for the plain and simple fact that you are you
by yourgaybuddy March 8, 2011
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Bruce McConkie

Great theologian of the Mormon Church.
Taught more about Jesus in his sermons and writing than any other man alive.
Said Negroes did not fight valiantly in heaven; so even though they came to earth, they had to be cursed with dark skin and stuff. Today many Mormons sun-bathe in hopes of getting dark skin and think they are blessed when they succeed. The people who fought valiantly in heaven were blessed with pasty white skin that burns easily.
The second edition of his book "Mormon Doctrine" left that part out.
"Bruce McConkie said it, so I know it's true!"
by The Only True Mormon Prophet January 20, 2009
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donut monkies

Software developers who consume too much tea and sugared snacks and communicate via IRC despite being in the same office - only 2 desks away.
Ed and Craig are two dedicated donut monkies
by Bored@Work September 12, 2006
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Monkies

1. A hairy animal

2. 2 girls called Katie Orpin and Poppy Gibson

3. A racist term for blak people
Look at the fucking monkey doing no work

look at them two monkies
by d-diggley-69 December 26, 2008
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mcdoggies

Wow look at those mcdoggies!

I wish those mcdoggies could stop fooling around
by sir_bob October 8, 2020
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flying monkies

A bunch of minions from The Wizard of Oz that work for the Wicked Witch of the West, and are monkies, with wings. The person who thought of this is clearly a moron because no one liked the idea of flying monkies, because monkies are most like humans and humans have no chance in being able to fly without a machine. Overall, flying monkies is a terrible idea.
Amanda: Hey girl, did you see those flying monkies in that movie? They were silly sweet!
Grace: I found those flying monkies to be totally ridiculous, The Wizard of Oz should have never been a movie.
by bloodysox1918 May 3, 2006
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