maguro

Japanese word for sushi quality tuna, used to refer to a girl who just lays there and does nothing during sex.

A: Yo, I heard you finally banged Stephanie!

B: Yeah, but it turns out she's a maguro.

by zachwolff October 15, 2003

Maura Isles

Maura Isles is a Chief medical examiner in the TV series Rizzoli and Isles. She is a beautiful, 'in the closet' lesbian with her best friend, Detective Jane Rizzoli. Although they both know they are in love with eachother, neither will actually admit it.
Based on the bestselling Rizzoli and Isles books by Tess Gerritsen.

Me: Why won't you just admit you're gay?
Friend: Because i'm not gay!
Me: Stop being so Maura Isles and just admit it!

by TweetTheTwit April 9, 2012

post mature ejaculation

To orgasm after the act of sex has been completed. The opposite of pre-mature ejaculation.

Jack failed to ejaculate during sex with Jill but successfully came afterward while eating a bowl of cereal in a phenomenon known as post mature ejaculation.

by brazzee September 5, 2010

Mayuree

The cutest, smartest girl in the world. Very adorable and makes everyone smile. You can't help but to be in a good mood when in the presence of a Mayuree. Lovable and happy. A joy to be around. Smart, funny and loyal. Likes to help others. Everyone loves a Mayuree.

Mayuree is a happy little princess

by sfbdflash February 3, 2010

mature trophy wife

Older 'trophy' wife. He provides the power and money, she provides the entertainment. While not having the oh wow value of the younger trophy wife, she is still a hot body and compensates for the older age by having no limits on her sexual offerings.

He ditched wife number 1 for a mature trophy wife . See looks thte same age as wife #1 but she's a gym rat and heard she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

by Geoplus January 8, 2008

Magurt

an all purpose word, used in any phrase in any context. can be used as verb, adjective, adverb, noun, pronoun. It is also useful for talking in code. you may replace the word " magurt" with any word you would like to keep private.

Verb uses: "stop magurting me. " (stop bothering me )
"magurt away from me. " (get away from me )

Adjective uses: "That girl is magurt." (that girl is exceptionally attractive )
" You're magurted." (you are under the influence)

Adverb uses: "He ran away from that dog all magurtly." (he ran away from that dog quickly)

Noun uses: "That guy is such a magurt." (That guy is such a bastard)
"Hide the magurt." ( Hide the substance)

by Thomas georgebetter July 7, 2006

Makurogi

Noun. It means evil boss, demon.

You are executing people like a Makurogi.

by Beyond-Limit June 23, 2010