Maynooth

Maynooth, simply the greatest town in Ireland. Small, with a population of only 10,000 but has a long history behind it, with the Fitzgeralds of Kildare and Maynooth Castle.

Also home to local hero Leon Talbot, credited with the discovery of the Guch.

First Guy: Where that bitch from?
Second guy: Oh that nigga from leixlip!
First Guy: Typical
Second Guy: True that, now lets go back to the hood, by which i mean Maynooth..

by Fergal McDaid January 19, 2008

l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy

what pirates say after winning

Pirate 1: "Yarg, ye beat me in coconut ball!"
Pirate 2: "l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy"

by DoubleDickDan February 10, 2022

masroor

usually a guy who loves to have fun and is extremely good looking. usually there friends are BAMFs.

Rachel-I love masroor with all my heart.
Drew-Masroor put on a coat.

by xmxaxzx March 18, 2009

Maroon 5

Any band that is generic, corporate pop, often with autotuned 'singing' and music that sounds like it was written by a committee of following a survey of deaf teen girls' music preferences.

A: What's that shit on the radio?
B: I don't know, Maroon 5.
A: The band Maroon 5?
B: I don't know. Some sell-out bullshit 'music'! What's the difference what the current version is called, just change that shit!

by Who’R’You December 21, 2014

Maroon 5

Maroon 5 is a band that has a goal to give ear cancer to the largest amount of people possible (pretty intuitive if you ask me!). You can compare it to Cardi B’s signature sound of jazz and funk, also called junk.

1. I just listened to “Moves like Jagger” and now I want to die!
2. I just got diagnosed with ear cancer after listening to Maroon 5’s new song!

by I am a Devan, I need a gf May 4, 2020

Marooned

To be stuck at the toilet without any toilet paper after just taking a poop.

Sorry I was late, i got marooned.

by Ass-pirates July 19, 2011

Maroots

the name of a Santa Fe New Mexico jam band that started in early 2010 and plays a mix of blues, rock, country, and reggae music.

Are you going to see Maroots play next week?

by equus9 April 2, 2010