Marlene

Not only the most pretty, lovely and caring girl, but also the best person you could have on your side for every crazy adventure or procrastination session. There is an ancient myth that Cupid, the handsome god of love, made his arrows while being inspired by the beauty and charm of Marlene. Naming a baby "Marlene" at birth guarantees the child a successful future.

Person1: "Damn, did you see that girl? She looked so lovely and had such a positive charm. What do you think was her name?"
Person2: "Marlene would be the only name possible"

by Spicy raccoon March 23, 2021

Malenia

Malenia, Blade of Miquella. A real b-word. Known for inducing tilt and desk slams, especially when it comes to short, angry Danish streamers

Do you know Malenia?
Who, the blade of miquella?
Thats the one. Shes such a b-word

by Grumpy Dane April 15, 2022

jan mayen

A Norwegian island with only 18 residents. Their primary export is gravel. It's known among the Victoria II community as a 15 man country able to create the Empire of Polar Bears and make Scandinavia a part of the Empire as well.

19th century European Newspaper: In other news, Jan Mayen has reformed under the Polar Bear Empire and expresses their intentions to annex Scandinavia under the rule of polar bears. No European country has responded to their intentions, and instead are attempting to create a valid casus belli against Sweden for letting an insane country of 15 adult males become an independent nation run by bears.

by Baron_Von_Kroner August 14, 2014

malen

Malen is the epitome of beauty. A very unique individual who resides and finds comfort in intelligence rather than superficial possessions. A kind, warm hearted person whom values close friendships.

I wish I was like Malen, she really is one of a kind.

by thomas clake May 25, 2014

Marlen

A hot bad ass who is funny and daring. Marlen's are super hot and dangerous. Dating a Marlen would give you a thrill like you can never imagine. They are the ideal girlfriend/ best friend. If you want to have adventures and laugh so hard you can barley breath, they hang with a Marlen.

That chick is so hot! Such a Marlen!

by Blissful Lemon February 20, 2018

Marlenne

A girl who is funny, sweet, kind, a great lover, and absolutely gorgeous, if you ever come across her you should keep her close, because she's absolutely perfect.

Marlenne, I adore you <3

by MJYaber July 2, 2014

Malena

Malena is the type of Girl that if her friends is in a mood she knows right away. Malena knows when to be serious and when to goof around and all around funny person and great person to be around. Malena Eats like a man and is very serious with her food and friends but just know that her food comes before anything. She wears denim when it’s 30 degrees outside but allways finds a need to look nice even if she’s cold as hell. She isn’t materialistic and she’s an amazing person.

You should get yourself a friend like malena

by Ismael fraga January 26, 2019