The coolest guy in town. All the girls love him and want to be with him. He can charm women into doing anything with his words and his touch.
by john mugster October 29, 2018
Get the Maximilian mug.He's way to cool for school and he knows it. He is without doubt the sexiest mother fucker in the room right now. He has the ability to be doing absolutely nothing, and still look so damn good. He doesnt even need to tell you about how huge his penis is because everyone already knows it. He's a natural leader in bed. Is a serious bad ass who always fights above his weight class. Is never seen with anyone under 18, even though he may not be 18. He is wanted in 3 countries by the authorities. He is wanted in 172 countries by most women. He attends all of the parties going on. All of them. He's one hot piece of ass that all of the girls want to get at. He's on a first name basis with all the ladies, all the time. It's said that he is in fact too hot for TV. If your not hanging out with Max Nielsen right now..Then fuck you.
Ex. Hey, why is that guy so much better at everything than me?
That would be because his name is Maximillian and yours is not..
That would be because his name is Maximillian and yours is not..
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she-male with a strap-on, long leggs, tiny waist, perfect boobs, defying gravity 180-50-60, leprechaun who steels money and has a bag of gold next to the bed, herpes anus, crocodile skin underpants, Bosnian hater, small penis
by Bellefleur March 11, 2010
Get the maximiljana mug.A great guy. Makes many sarcastic, quick-witted jokes. He will lure you in with his cuteness, and make sure you feel comfortable. Confident, and not at the same time. He's a quick thinker, organized, and uses powerful logic to reason. Aspiring athlete, businessperson, student. He's one to love, or hate.
Wow, I was hanging out with Max (Maximilian), and gosh, he's too cute.
Maximilian (Max) would fit great with people who's names start with B or L or E.
Maximilian (Max) would fit great with people who's names start with B or L or E.
by RealLeatherGOT July 23, 2019
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Get the Maximilian mug.The most clever, hilarious, entertaining best buddy to walk the earth. He beatboxes to the beat of a lady crossing the street and makes anyone feel special by their "flaws"
1: "What is that beautiful music?"
2: "Its Maximillian beat-boxing Better off alone by Alice Deejay!!"
2: "Its Maximillian beat-boxing Better off alone by Alice Deejay!!"
by ThinnHairgoddesss January 24, 2009
Get the Maximillian mug.The most amazing and handsome man on earth. (sometimes mistaken for Sid the sloth) No one will make you feel more amazing than a Maximilian will. He knows the way to a girl's heart. He can put a smile on any girls face. But he puts a smile on Chesle's face the most. This man is an amazing kisser and a wonderful love maker. He knows his limits and how to make Chesles feel great. He loves sushi and is an extreme romantic. He can keep secrets and will be your best friend when you need him to.
by ilovethisboy October 3, 2011
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