Pre-mature Eclapulation

Verb or Noun; to clap to early; or a clap that comes too early in a musical or theatrical performance. Either an audience member is too eager to applaud the performer, (either to shoo him off stage or out of sheer adulation) OR the performance is long-winded, experimental, or filled with confusing codas that lead audience members to believe the piece is ending when in fact it has not.

After 4 minutes of silence during piece number 1 in the Tribute to John Cage performance, Kasia believed the composition to be over, causing her pre-mature eclapulation.

by Taber Wood September 16, 2009

Pre-mature Baller Syndrome

It is when you started playing Basket ball when your Dad was in his Dad's sack

Habib: Bro do you see Ahmed over there
Kenneth: Yuh
Habib: I think he has mad Pre-mature Baller Syndrome

by digo_bone February 12, 2019

Maduro

The worst president in the history of Venezuela, has an IQ of -64747382828

"Dude here comes dictator Maduro, take me a picture"

" Sorry, I don't take photos of shit"

by Kickin'ass24 April 29, 2018

Masturoaching

Not just the act of masturbating your cock, BUT the act of masturbating your cock while within seconds of achieving orgasm, a cockroach swoops right over your cock, causing you to jump and unload all over the place.

Example of Masturoaching:

You: "Eek...!" -moans/heavy panting-

Roommate: "WHAT!?!1one1?!"

-Awkward Silence-

by DomiNinja March 31, 2010

Maturebater

Someone who only masturbates to people over the age of 40.

Sam: I was at Mikes house and guess what i caught him doing?

Chris: What dude?

Sam: Masterbating to old bitches

Chris: He is such a Maturebater

by Bum killa 101 April 10, 2009

Maturity

The thing that people who argue about it DON'T have.

"Maturity is learning from your mistakes."

"NO. Maturity is when you don't make mistakes anymore, AKA absolute maturity."

Yeah, not very mature people

by MrTflrbg September 23, 2012

x-matronic

1) witty, because the word witty just aint witty enough
2) something dope as fuck
3) a filler word when you cant find the word you want to use

Aes Rocks rymes are fuckin x-matronic

by jackdan October 3, 2006