Mattmatics

When a project takes 26 times longer to complete then originally forecasted and it cost 15 times more then the original quote.

My husband must have been using mattmatics when he said he could have the tile finished in two weeks, it's been two years and it's not finished yet.

by Terrig December 14, 2007

Mathmatard

Someone severely lacking in mathmatical skills.

"Can you calculate the tip? I'm a mathmatard."

by Rebecca Ash-Murray June 4, 2009

malumaing

To do all things Maluma. Check his Instagram, listen to his music, post about him on my fan page, and wonder what he is doing this second

I need to stop malumaing and get to work.

by Malumaholic November 26, 2017

maluma baby

Inspired by the Colombian singer, from the city of Medellin, Maluma, it's an expression that's understood by all cultures, nationalities, age groups and genders.

Works especially well in latin countries.

It's used when you don't have words to describe a certain event/situation that either went extremely well or that you have no regrets about.

Can also be utilized when you risk it all in a certain situation.

The expression can be used in a sentence as is, without spaces in between (malumababy) or even as a hashtag (#malumababy).

Friend 1: "Did you have fun last night at the party? I saw you talking with a girl near the bar and then I didn't see you again. Did you leave together?"
Friend 2: "maluma baby!"

Or

Person 1: "Are you really going to bungee jump from that high?"
Person 2: "malumababy"

by Fr12 November 26, 2021

beard maturation

When a man's beard starts to spread to new and different territory over the course of his life.

beard maturation

son: pa, I didn't shave for three days, and now my stubble's gone further up my cheeks.

pa: son, I'm darn proud of ya. You are becoming a man!

pa: now git the Norelco!

by someonefromearth January 1, 2010

mathmagician

Someone who uses math as a sleight of hand. A.K.A. a creative accountant

The mathmagician in the corporate accounting department made the company's quarterly loss look like a profit.

by blast0 July 30, 2010

Mattman

The suavest, most illmatic being to ever grace life, the internets, and beyond. A superhero amongst men. You can consider yourself lucky if you ever meet this man.

"Wow, that's the infamous Mattman? He's pretty awesome!"

by MattmanBegins January 21, 2009