Matt Turch

A sexy mothafucka that will steal your biddies

Friend 1: Did you see Matt Turch bang ur Mum?
Friend 2: Yeah dude he's a milf stealer.

by atahl14 February 25, 2019

mitty tilk

Titty milk

Mitty tilk, Mitty tilk, where is the Mitty tilk? I want the mitty tilk-- give me the Mitty tillk!!

by ElyssiaTheGreat March 15, 2016

marty the metal goat

A "Marty the metal goat" cannot be defined, as a "metal goat" is a symbol of the brother/sisterhood of a band organization.

Beware of offending the marching band, for Marty the metal goat will haunt your dreams and life.

by Saxy boi 3 February 14, 2017

Matt the Wod

What a man. The greatest of all time. Best youth footballer. Hates Stevie Mcguigan. And the queen

Wow! There's Stevie! Matt the Wod this is so poggers.

by LeighGriffithsfanpagelol November 18, 2020

Matt The Robloxian

Matt The Robloxian Is a robloxian of the name called Roblox he has a Game jolt account to

Matt The Robloxian Is a robloxian of the name called Roblox he has a Game jolt account to yes

by MattTheSussyImposterBoy July 8, 2021

Marty Trade

A trade offer made in fantasy football that is so blatantly unfair favoring the offering party that it would only be accepted by mistake by the recipient and/or if the recipient lacked a basic understanding of NFL football and representative value of fantasy players.

He offered me another Marty Trade last night: Brandon Jacobs and Jacoby Jones for Chris Johnson!

by MBzr November 29, 2010

Matt-Trick

A Matt-Trick is one of the not-so-funny pranks that my cadet roomie, Matt, does to me while I'm sleeping -- he checks to see if I've got a morning piss-boner, and, if I do, then he puts my hand in a pan of warm water and I have a piss-gasm in my bed.

He did it again! He did another piss-gasm Matt-Trick on me this morning!

by USAF Cadet November 24, 2020