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Matturbater

A nickname for a chronic masturbator.
It is an amazing creature, known for its tendency to consistently lean to the right under the weight of its own right arm.

Is usually found in a basement, a library, hell anywhere where there is porn to access.

When not in its lair of porn, it is out wandering the mysterious environment known as `not watching porn`with extreme beadhead, greasy hair and a dark green hoodie with a broken zipper.

Also, it seems to blame the death of a computer on its siblings watching too much DBZ.
People chillin` , not knowing a matturbater is in the midst of their group: ``I`m going to fuckin pass out.``

Matturbater: (In its head) ``team america, FUCK YEAH. lol jk im gonna matturbate because there`s a computer with no password right here and not delete the history``
by DeonGGG June 28, 2010
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masturbaited

When you click on a porno and get a cooking show instead.
Me:Hey man I got masturbaited last night.
Freind: Really?
Me:Yeah all I got was a cooking show.
by It's super soup March 27, 2015
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Masturbate

To beat your dick so fucking hard, your left leg goes numb.
I masturbate every day.
by BillyFuckingBobHadAnalBeads September 25, 2018
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masturbatable

When a person is attractive enough for another person to be able to masturbate to them.
"That girl/guy is maturbatable because they are so attractive."
by onethinwallaway September 25, 2004
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masterbate

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A person who puts on a song and has to masturbate to the beat of the song. The song is usually some sort of edm of electronic music.
Guy 1: what should we do
Girl 1: lets do the masturbate to the beat challenge !

Guy 1: sounds great!
by your majesties sogginess February 28, 2017
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masturbateable

something or someone that induces the need to masturbate.
"That girl's booty is so masturbateable," said Nick.
"My 25 kill streak on COD was so masturbateable," said Connor.
by barbeque86 March 17, 2010
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