manstration

when a man is in a particularly unpleasant mood, for no appearant reason.

A short tempered man

The male term for PMS, or bitchiness

eg: w loots - manstration

by synergyxcoza January 15, 2011

catstration

The emasculating effect that occurs when a man cares for a large number of cats.

Doug has not fucked bitches nor has he gotten money since he adopted that new siamese. He is clearly a victim of catstration

by Gilgamesh55 February 25, 2009

Manstruation

(noun) man-stroo-ay-shun A period of time when a male bleeds from his anus due to excessive wiping. Due to the continuous need to wipe and resulting inability of the anus to heal, the bleeding usually persists for about a week. After a month or so, the male will forget the effects of over-wiping and assault his anus again to ensure cleanliness after a particularly wicked bowel movement which will initiate Manstruation again.

Due to the similar lengths of time/occurrence between this process and female menstruation, as well as the resultant mood swings and general "bitchiness" males display when bleeding from their ass that also accompany females bleeding from their vaginas, this is known as "Manstruation".

(verb) Manstruate
(continuous) Manstruating

"The running back's manstruation was affecting the effectiveness of his play because he was running like he just rode a horse for ten days straight, and felt like it too."

by The Wise Savage June 25, 2015

Manstruation

A man's version of a period with involves random waves of unexplained anger that would appear to be for little to no reason.

"I think he was on his Manstruation cycle because he broke the remote for no reason".

by ThiccDaddy03 March 4, 2019

Manstruation

Something that happens every other day, and is NOT the same as menstruation. It is when a man becomes irritable, experiences cramps and bleeds from his willy. As shops do not stock male sanitary products, the man often resorts to using tissues or bits of scrap cloth to absorb the bleeding. Unlike menstruation, manstruation happens every other day and only lasts around 10 hours.

"Woah Mike are you experiencing manstruation? Don't worry I've got some toilet paper in here somewhere."

by raddest_kid_around67 February 5, 2021

manstraction

(n). A distraction that involves a man (either directly or indirectly). Refers to a distraction that is being caused by a man, whether it is intentional or not.

1. Lindsay was trying to study but her boyfriend was a manstraction.

2. There are so many manstractions at the co-ed gym Mary goes to so she always slacks on her workout.

by couscous1280 November 11, 2009

Mastration

that sweaty odor released from the palm of men's hands when browsing porn.

He rifled through the many porn pages with the thick fragrance of mastration filling the air, it would not be long before his boss caught a whiff of it.

by snuffboxfilms June 29, 2007