matressable

Worthy of having sex with. Not necessarily on a matress or bed, but hence the name.

Bill: Yo, Joe, what do you think of that brunette over there?
Joe: Definitely matressable, man! I'd love to get me a piece of that!

by Midami June 9, 2005

Macross

Macross is an original anime series produced in Japan in 1985 by Studio Nu. It is centered around a gigantic space fortress called the Macross that crashes on earth in 1999. It attracts the attention of another alien spices, who then attack Earth in an attempt to gather the secrets of the Protoculture onboard the SDF-1.

A translation of Macross can be found in the US under the name Robotech. Be sure to look for the Macross Saga.

“Any anime fan who knows they’re sh*t, knows what Macross is”
-unknown

by Ranger March 31, 2004

Skater Matress

A girl who sleeps with only skaters just so they will allow her to hang out with them. Age of the skater is of no matter to the Skater Matress!

"Dude I always see that girl at this skate park." "Yeah man-she's a Skater Matress!"

by Washington's Own Victoria April 28, 2005

matress dancing

Slang for having sex. To have sex.

Babe, lock the door...the last thing we need is little Billy walking in while we are matress dancing.

Let's go back to my place for a little matress dancing.

by B. Hanback February 11, 2008

Macros

Noun. A term used by fitness people, usually bodybuilders, to describe the protien, fats, and carbs they must meet or stay under every damn day if they want to get results.

Man, I really want that pizza, but it doesn't fit into my macros for today.

by The Gym Sensei November 13, 2013

x-matronic

1) witty, because the word witty just aint witty enough
2) something dope as fuck
3) a filler word when you cant find the word you want to use

Aes Rocks rymes are fuckin x-matronic

by jackdan October 3, 2006

Oh matron!

A rection to:
1.Something sexual/sexual inuendo.
2.When you're about to blow like Krakatoa.

Similar to 'Thats what she said!'

Coined by the Carry On films of the 1960/70's, brought back into use in 2012.

''Come in though the back door!''
''Oh matron!''

by BlasdairBorris123 June 24, 2013