The best friend u will ever have. Really pretty and great to talk to. Absolutly funny. Really good at dancing . And all round the best person u will ever meet in ur life
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Girl 1: Have you seen Matisse?
Girl 2: Yeah I am so jealous of his girlfriend!
Girl 1: He is so hot.
Girl 2: Yeah I am so jealous of his girlfriend!
Girl 1: He is so hot.
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Guy1: nah man i dont go to the gym anymore, you know if you think hard enough you burn 300 calories
Guy2: sh*t sonnnn hes comin out with the Mattistics again
Guy2: sh*t sonnnn hes comin out with the Mattistics again
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Jimmy: ‘have you heard about the argument between Matisse and Josh’
Timmy: ‘yes, Josh is so dumb to think he could beat Matisse in an argument’
Jimmy: ‘Matisse is legendary’
Timmy: ‘the most legendary’
Timmy: ‘yes, Josh is so dumb to think he could beat Matisse in an argument’
Jimmy: ‘Matisse is legendary’
Timmy: ‘the most legendary’
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Thinking about Matthew McConaughey playing his bongos naked made me so horny that I had to go into the bathroom and mattsturbate.
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