matchstick

a skinny pale fiesty redhead chick; a flame

"but she's a redhead"
"but she a matchstick!"

by wat eva March 30, 2009

Dry Matches

Old time firefighter term for the guy who always seems to make fires but never gets anything done. Also could be the guy who never makes fires.

Hey, lets call Wayne dry matches cause he misses everything!!

by gfdportable7 March 5, 2011

Strike Nowhere Matches

Those shitty matches that they sell now since some fucktard probably burned himself playing with them. They used to sell decent ones but they are all fagged out!

Lost camper #1: I can't get this strike anywhere match to work!

Lost camper #2: Let me see that! GOT BROUGT THE STRIKE NOWHERE MATCHES YOU FAG!!! We're going to die out here!

by Max February 21, 2009

the carpet matches the drapes

Hair and Pubes Must Match...DUH!

Hey baby...Do you know that the carpet matches the drapes?

by The Boy Who fucked your girl January 19, 2018

Matches Are Free

A statement made when an object is of no use or worthless. Can also be used as a derogatory term towards someones possesions.

Mike asked me what I thought of his new car.
I told him Matches Are Free...

by Lenny C October 30, 2007

matchslacker

Noun. One who subscribes to an online dating site, but is much too lazy and/or too busy to respond to potential dates in a timely fashion.

Kim: How's it going with the online dating?
Becca: I haven't done much lately. I've been a matchslacker.

by MmmMichMeg February 7, 2010

mathusum

A person trying to pretend to be a human.

You seem strange, kind of like a mathusum.

by MathuSum Mut January 31, 2014