Mattingly

A sexual machine commonly used to make ladies squit during sex.

Always satisfying .

Also known as the super soaker

I need a good Mattingly tonight.

by True Stories November 11, 2015

Mattingus

Ancient Greek god, crowned as the god of coitus and copulation, also known as sexual intercourse.

Hannah: you think your good in bed? Ha, that's a joke.

Matt: I'm not just good in bed, I AM MATTINGUS, GOD OF COITUS AND COPULATION! I'm not just good, im absolutely unimaginably fantastic.

by Mattingus, God of Coitus August 19, 2012

Maldating

Behavior of looking for information of interest i.e:
Maldating Mald. A. Ting.

Not to be confused with the internet slang "Mald" or Republic of Malta's "Malta".

- I would like maldating on my work.
- Send your maldates!

by internet11 March 26, 2023

matting

When one is lashing out over little things having huge baby rage.

Quit matting my guy.

by texasrot January 21, 2024

matting

When one person lashes out over such little things and has insane baby rage, that is uncontrollable. Then the person leaves and rejoins a server/event in the next 5-30 minutes.

Quit matting this isnt healthy.

by texasrot January 21, 2024

Matting

(V) The act of reacting with visible frustration, agitation, or even outright fury when confronted with another's incompetence, often blowing minor mistakes out of proportion. Prone to emotional outbursts - sometimes theatrical, sometimes sharp - when others fail to meet their standards of competence or efficacy.

When the barista messed up his coffee for the third time, Kyle went full Matting mode.

by Vendordefender August 27, 2025

evan mattingly

he will fucking become president whether you like it or not. fuck your MAGA, its EMAGA.
Evan 2018, Evan 2020, fuck kanye and his milky way.

evan fucks bitches and gets money
grabs more pussy than a veterenarian

VACCINATES THAT PUSSY WITH HIS MAN GRAVY

Guy 1 :Shit dude....that guy.. he's gorgeous... the flowing hair, the clothing, the offbrands!! It's just.. gorgeous!! What a stallion.
Guy 2: Oh, you mean evan mattingly?

by gamergate64 November 14, 2018