Masturbating

When somebody pleasures themself by touching their gentital area

Jodie was really really horny, so she went online to search for some naked men.. The internet was down.
'SHIT!' She screamed.
Luckily her parents were out, so she walked upstairs and put on a skimpy bra and thong. She stood infront of her long mirror and started feeling her boobs, she thought this looked really sexy so she riped her bra off and started jiggling her boobs around whilst rubbing them vigourously.

Then she started feeling up and down her panties, she felt her pussy hotting up, so she ripped off her pants and threw her legs open, in the mirror she could see her dripping wet pussy, which made her scream in delight! She wanted to pleasure it SO much that she imagined channing tatum rubbing his dick allover her pussy, so she began to vigourously rub it up and down, cum stuck to her fingers and she gasped and moaned at the sight of her own hand touching her pussy, she imagined him thrusting his dick into her and she dug her middle finger deep down into her g-spot, she moaned she screamed she gasped, she was in love with herself. So she masturbated herself, damn she loved masturbating

by Dannybloomshield August 20, 2013

Masturhatin'

To be interrupted while performing the act of masturbation.

I was jerking off last night and got interrupted by someone. He was masturhatin'.

by Master Hate July 8, 2010

Masturbating Man in Pompei

This man saw the world around him becoming ash and fire, but still decided to crank one out. A fucking legend

Man One - Who's Your Hero?
Man Two - Masturbating Man In Pompei
Man One - Oh shit

by NateTheCanadian July 22, 2018

masturpacing

The act of pacing the room while masturbating, often characterized by bumping into furniture the closer you get to climax. Usually done late at night by insomniacs and results in a high amount of random bruising.

"Every night at like 3am we can hear his floorboards squeaking as he walks around. He must be masturpacing."

by MsMufffin November 12, 2011

Masturwaiting

Laying in bed, chubbed up, waiting for your roommate to go to sleep so you can pleasure yourself

"I had a Louisville Slugger-sized hardon last night and needed to crank one out, but my roomie was awake, watching some dumbass videos. I was up masturwaiting until 1:30am!"

by DavieYo March 1, 2015

caught masturbating

The act of being discovered while you are masturbating. This usually leads to pure humiliation, especially if the discoverer is a celebrity.

"Chase Rodrigue masturbated in his mom's truck when she went out to buy some groceries. However, our local weatherman caught him masturbating."

by Rob. February 2, 2003

poop while masturbating

A spuce is masturbation while taking a shit.

Man, you ever poop while masturbating? Got water splashed on my balls, totally ruined my spuce.

by TomatoKid November 17, 2013