this is a term used when you are so sad that you are brought to tears, and you use those delicate tears as lubrication and give yourself a run around the town. It's sad, pathetic, and often done after you break up with your significant other but aren't fortunate enough to have breakup sex.
by whaijorgeh November 12, 2013
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A term that was first coined on Late Night with Conan O'Brien. Masturdate is an intentional pun of masturbate. In this lewd yet satisfying activity, one will engage on an ordinary date with his/herself and with the objective to impress and please only themself. Usually, a successful masturdate is followed by myriad hours of masturbation.
Canada's Stop At Third Abstinence Program condones that more teenagers should embrace the pleasures of a masturdate without shame and with an intact dignity.
by shazzantbot January 11, 2006
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Like clockwork George always seems to call me or barge into my room while I'm right in the middle of happy-time. From this day forward he shall be known as "Masturbateus Interruptus".
by Skeetl February 23, 2010
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Get the masturbate mug.When somebody roleplays (RPs) with themselves in an online game, chat room, etc. May or may not involve alternate accounts.
Bob: Did you see Steve earlier? He was logged onto two of his accounts mastuRPating.
Josh: That's sad, man. He should make some friends so he doesn't have to mastuRPate.
Josh: That's sad, man. He should make some friends so he doesn't have to mastuRPate.
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"Everytime i kill a bad guy in COD 4, there's no other way to celebrate but masturbration"
"Everytime i kill a bad guy in COD 4, there's no other way to celebrate but masturbration"
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