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this is a term used when you are so sad that you are brought to tears, and you use those delicate tears as lubrication and give yourself a run around the town. It's sad, pathetic, and often done after you break up with your significant other but aren't fortunate enough to have breakup sex.
Ted and I are over, so I'm gonna go cry masturbate
by whaijorgeh November 12, 2013
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