masturbation 

an activity that every man has participated in.

You're into masturbation so why do you deny it?

masturbation by it's like shaving March 29, 2010

masturbation 

pleasure acquired from the act of touching ones own privates.

text message
female: have you ever had masturbation frustration?

male: stoking my penis..
female: palming my clit naked on my bed. my legs are open.
male: good girl. how would you treat my johnny if you were here?
female: i'd suck you dry...

male: ooo? then you deserve a palm job till you squirt.
female: mm i like your big hands.

masturbation by naughtygirl November 18, 2013

Masturbation 

One of the greatest joys in life. Discovered (hopefully) when you go through puberty.

Andrew Dice Clay: Masturbation is king. Oh yeah, you know it, I know it so who are we bullshittin'?

Masturbation by tenaciousd6936 August 19, 2006

Masturbation 

The Sole Purpose Of Myspace Pictures

I pulled up Jennies myspace and worked on my masturbation

Masturbation by calikid December 14, 2008

masturbation 

The act of sexualy pleasing oneself, usually to orgasm.

Masturbation is the best exercise I get all day!

masturbation by Nick November 10, 2002

masturbation 

The use of improvisational means to obtain sexual gratification in the absence of a partner.

Because the word "masturbation" sounds kind of boring, people have come up with an absurd amount of euphemisms for what is essentially sex without a partner.

I tried to look up "masturbation" on UD, but the constant use of euphemisms and the lack of a real definition drove me crazy.

masturbation by Anonymous debunker of myths October 16, 2009

Masturbation 

The act of pleasuring yourself. Self-sex, its like training for actual sex.Jacking off.

For a man stroking, rubbing, or even slapping the erect penis, for a women, rubbing the vagina with the two front fingers, or even lodging a penis shaped item such as a dildo in it.

There are terms such as;

Buff the Bananna
Spank the Frank
Stroke the one-eyed snake
beat the meat
Hold your sausage hostage
choke the chicken
Rub the Robin
Box the cock
Invade your pants with a five fingered army
Crank the Shank
Crown the King
Fondle the Fig
Jerk the Gerk
Tug the Tiger
Hand to Gland Combat.

As for women;

Vagina Dj
Taco Handshake
Play the Clitar
shuck the oyster
pressing the escape button
Tapping the keg
cleaning your fingers
the two finger tengo
ect

I just love the art of masturbation, it feels amzaing!

Masturbation by The KockKing May 27, 2011