Today, I masterfuckingbated to Maria Tara Ryabushkina’s lesbian adventures. God!, she is so fucking hot!
by Bad C dev October 7, 2021
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“Yeah, I heard she’s a mlb fan!”
“Oh, like that sunny ☀️ girl?”
“Yeah, like her!”
“Yeah, I heard she’s a mlb fan!”
“Oh, like that sunny ☀️ girl?”
“Yeah, like her!”
by Ordinaryamberr January 18, 2022
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by DJDavid98 March 15, 2023
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by C.Caz November 13, 2006
Get the reverse mastery mug.When Cyril shot his wad through a flaming hoop ten feet away, Claudia was totally impressed with his masterful bation.
They were wed soon after.
They were wed soon after.
by scodder May 9, 2010
Get the masterful bation mug.The global sport known as mastercrying, is the art of crying and masturbating simultaneously. Usually depicting a sad and very lonely individual.
As I sat in my room that night, it hit me. Despite both his parents dying as a child, being scarred for life and being a speccy four eyes, my one true best friend both decided to and managed to bang my sister.
It is on this sad night that sit in the shadows of the griffindor common room by the fireside and mastercry at what my life has become.
It is on this sad night that sit in the shadows of the griffindor common room by the fireside and mastercry at what my life has become.
by Haxorg May 21, 2014
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Chase: Okay I'll lend you my razorblade after i mastercry to my poetry.
Chase: Okay I'll lend you my razorblade after i mastercry to my poetry.
by phyrphly March 21, 2009
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