When you can’t keep your eyes away from half the girls on your debate team during the tournament but see them after the weekend and feel no attraction to them whatsoever
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Thanks to her allergies and missing teeth, Belinda created a hot dog with mustard, hold the ketchup situation last night on her date with Homer.
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When you take yourself out on dates; dating yourself. You already know what you're into, likes, dislikes, hobbies, etc... Dating yourself also allows you the freedom to have a great time, all the time, and never have to hear "you're not paying attention to me" or other forms of bitching and nagging. You are free to mingle with whom you please and are able to spend time enjoying life and being happy.
Could come off as self-centered, egotistic, or conceited to those who don't understand how hard it is to find someone as awesome as you are.
Could come off as self-centered, egotistic, or conceited to those who don't understand how hard it is to find someone as awesome as you are.
(A)"What are your plans for tomorrow?"
"Oh I'm going to masterdate."
"Huh?"
"I didn't stutter... and this is why I date myself.."
(B)"If I could marry myself I would, so for now I am a masterdater."
"Oh I'm going to masterdate."
"Huh?"
"I didn't stutter... and this is why I date myself.."
(B)"If I could marry myself I would, so for now I am a masterdater."
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Normal Nigger: well atleast I ain't a fking mustard nigger like you
Normal Nigger: well atleast I ain't a fking mustard nigger like you
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You might be a mactard if...
1.) You bought a Mac to be different, just like everyone else buying a Mac.
2.) You believe the half truths of Apple's advertisements.
3.) You believe some one else who believes the half truths of Apple's advertisements.
4.) You think the iPad is a "magical and revolutionary" device when in fact such devices have been around for years.
5.) You think the price of an iPad is unbelievable because it is low rather than ridiculously high.
6.) If you think clicking the right mouse is hard, but using esoteric key combinations to get the same behaviors out of a one button mouse is some how easier.
7.) You prefer form over function, bought a Mac and got neither.
8.) You switched to a Mac because you thought Windows was proprietary...
9.) You feel penalized because most apps won't run on your Mac after you bought a Mac with full knowledge that most apps won't run on a Mac.
10.) You insist on using Safari because it is "secure", in spite of the fact it has been shown to be the most insecure browser on a Mac. (Apple is learning from Microsoft on how to make in house browsers...)
and one to grow on:
11.) You have to think of a way to justify any of the aforementioned ways to know you are a mactard.
1.) You bought a Mac to be different, just like everyone else buying a Mac.
2.) You believe the half truths of Apple's advertisements.
3.) You believe some one else who believes the half truths of Apple's advertisements.
4.) You think the iPad is a "magical and revolutionary" device when in fact such devices have been around for years.
5.) You think the price of an iPad is unbelievable because it is low rather than ridiculously high.
6.) If you think clicking the right mouse is hard, but using esoteric key combinations to get the same behaviors out of a one button mouse is some how easier.
7.) You prefer form over function, bought a Mac and got neither.
8.) You switched to a Mac because you thought Windows was proprietary...
9.) You feel penalized because most apps won't run on your Mac after you bought a Mac with full knowledge that most apps won't run on a Mac.
10.) You insist on using Safari because it is "secure", in spite of the fact it has been shown to be the most insecure browser on a Mac. (Apple is learning from Microsoft on how to make in house browsers...)
and one to grow on:
11.) You have to think of a way to justify any of the aforementioned ways to know you are a mactard.
by recovering mactard March 23, 2011
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a mask and a retard.
An ignorant, stupid person constantly wearing a government-recommended N95 mask ( never properly fitted ) trying to stop Covid-19 viruses from spreading.
The smallest hole in the mask is 330nm. The Covid-19 virus size is 125nm ( 2.6 times smaller than the smallest hole in the mask ).
a mask and a retard.
An ignorant, stupid person constantly wearing a government-recommended N95 mask ( never properly fitted ) trying to stop Covid-19 viruses from spreading.
The smallest hole in the mask is 330nm. The Covid-19 virus size is 125nm ( 2.6 times smaller than the smallest hole in the mask ).
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