malakuti

If ever something was 1337, Malakuti is it. Known commonly as "Aggro-whore" and "Queen of the Wipe," this sexy troll can be seen rockin' the Org while chowing down on some rice.

Oh shits, Mala's in the group. Did the shammy bring an Ankh?

by The Farseer April 16, 2005

Malakai

Malakai is a very handsome and gorgeous man. He is very kind and generous with a very good talent for sport.

I dare u ask out the hottest person in school, Malakai

by turtlelikecat November 8, 2014

Malaki

A very funny, cute, and trustworthy friend for anyone. No matter what the person does, is, or looks, he doesnt judge. Hes the person who you will wait for and he will wait for you. He is the person who will care for you and understand how you feel without even asking. A true friend overall who will be there through thick and thin.

Did you see malaki yet?
No
Hes cute and a really good friend...he gets me ^.^

by AnonymousMatthais May 31, 2017

Dirty Malakai

Well Malakai is a lightskin, sexy asf, but doesn’t know how to choose the right girl. Also he DOES NOT have hoes, girls just like him.

Yo it’s Dirty Malakai with his sexy ass!

by mal brownymjkd April 16, 2020

Malakia

Malakia
Greek Slang
"Malakia" (abstract noun, plural "malakies") is used as
-The literal act of masturbation
-A slang word for semen specifically produced by that act.
-It also can be used to describe nonsense.
-An item considered worthless
-A mistake, or (ironically and degradingly) a time-consuming non-productive action. The parallel exists since these actions are a way to consume excessive energy and satisfy a desire, more or less like wanking.

The use of "malakia" to mean "masturbation" traces back to Medieval Greek. It is used in this sense in the Life of St. Andrew the Fool and in the Life of St. Niphon, both of which date to the tenth century.

My cock is swollen I had 10 malakia (es) today

Do not believe in what he is saying he is talking makakia (es)

Your new car is a big malakia

I am doing malakia instead of working I am publishing greek slang on urban dictionary

by panossak March 2, 2009

Malaky

Quiet shy kid usually sits alone but if you get to know him he turns out to be a weird funny person

No need for a sentence Malaky

by Questionable November 25, 2018

Darth Malak

Darth Malak reigned as a Dark Lord of the Sith during the Jedi Civil War.He was trained in the ways of the Force by the Jedi Order, During the Mandalorian Wars, Malak, Revan—his closest friend —and their faction of Jedi disobeyed the Jedi Council and aided the Republic's war effort .He befriended a Jedi Padawan and, after taking the name "Malak" in order to avoid arrest by the Council, assisted him in defeating the secretive Jedi Covenant. As the war progressed, Malak became a military general and gained a reputation as astrong warrior who recklessly charged into danger. Malak and Revan defeated the Mandalorians , and pursued the surviving Mandalorians. However, the two Jedi encountered the Sith Emperor of the remnants of the ancient Sith Empire and fell to the dark side of the Force under his tutelage, becoming Sith Lords.Darth Malak and Darth Revan were given a mission to find the Star Forge, an ancient space station, which would help to destroy the Jedi Order and the Republic. After finding the superweapon above Revan assumed the mantle of Dark Lord of the Sith, with Malak becoming his apprentice. A year after their disappearance , the two founded their own Sith Empire, returned to the Republic, and declared war, determined to end the Jedi Order's supposed tyranny. . A short time later, after the Jedi dispatched a strike team to capture Revan and Malak, the latter betrayed his Sith Master, ordering the guns of his flagship to fire on Revan's vessel.

There's nobody left who remembers who I was before. But they'll remember Malak. I'll make sure of that."
―Darth Malak

by TheWarsieintheTARDİS April 13, 2015