Chronic Masturbation

A saying in The Walking Dead telltale game

You guys know i im here?
Chronic Masturbation!

by Bitter Bleach May 28, 2019

journalistic masturbation

When a journalist writes an article showing off his or her writing skills, vocabulary and worldly knowledge rather than sticking to the job of reporting. This is usually the case in an interview where the opinions and insight of the subject are overshadowed by the journalist's uncontrollable need to show off. It is when the standard of unbiased journalism becomes commentary when it is not supposed to be. In other words, it's all about the writer's ego.

The best example ever of "journalistic masturbation" can be found in the cover story of the LA Weekly Nov. 30 - Dec. 6 issue/ Vol. 30/ No. 2 "Dennis Kucinich Has Five Minutes For You" by Dwayne Booth.

by Mr. Clizzy fresh December 31, 2007

masturbation station

a location or area in the home where someone most frequently masturbates. This is usually a chair in front of a home computer where internet porn can be accessed.

im feeling a little stressed.. i think i need 7 or 8 minutes alone at the masturbation station.

by veh-jay-jay January 18, 2009

masturbatinator

A robot sent from the future with really big padded, moist hands that has a wank-speed of 2000 jerks per second.
Designed to give lonely people artificial love.

Cum with me if you are in the mood.

Asta la pasta

I am the masturbatinator feel my finger!

by Dman 182 February 27, 2008

corporate masturbation

Any blatant and/or pointless flaunting or exhibition of a company's name, or ridiculously obvious product placement with the capitalistic intent of selling more of said product.

Ted Rogers' renaming of the SkyDome to the Rogers Centre was clearly an act of corporate masturbation.

by jasonisjericho May 31, 2006

masturbathon

When you try to jerk off but are unable to reach orgasam for whatever reason, causeing you to jerk off for what seems to be an eternity yet is only 26.2 minutes

Dude, I went for a quick wank and that shit turned out to be a masterbathon.

by Ali T May 14, 2003

eye masturbation

Rubbing your eyes really hard due to some irritation or allergy! And you keep on rubbing them because it feels so good and it's like eye masturbation

He's rubbing his eyes since the past 5 minutes I'm sure he's doing eye masturbation.

by SFSKMD February 1, 2014