Masturbate

To beat your dick so fucking hard, your left leg goes numb.

I masturbate every day.

by BillyFuckingBobHadAnalBeads September 25, 2018

masturbatable

When a person is attractive enough for another person to be able to masturbate to them.

"That girl/guy is maturbatable because they are so attractive."

by onethinwallaway September 25, 2004

masterbate

To masturbate like a master

I masterbated really well yesterday.

by ‮ekil skool ti tahw t'nsi sihT January 12, 2022

masturbate to the beat challenge

A person who puts on a song and has to masturbate to the beat of the song. The song is usually some sort of edm of electronic music.

Guy 1: what should we do
Girl 1: lets do the masturbate to the beat challenge !

Guy 1: sounds great!

by your majesties sogginess February 28, 2017

ashturbate

The act of masturbating with a handful of a cremated person's ashes.

She was so hot before she died. If only I could get my hands on her cremated remains, I would definitely ashturbate.

by wordman55 September 8, 2012

masturbateable

something or someone that induces the need to masturbate.

"That girl's booty is so masturbateable," said Nick.
"My 25 kill streak on COD was so masturbateable," said Connor.

by barbeque86 March 17, 2010

mapturbate

To browse maps by yourself, usually aimlessly.

He mapturbated on Google Earth for an hour before going to bed.

by jestmenh October 23, 2005