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olympique de marseille 

French football club based in Marseille. Known for the fantastic enthousiasm of its supporters, and the magic atmosphere of the stadium. Probably the most liked and unliked football club in France. Won many titles, won the european championship in 1993. The club is now run by stupids and ridiculous pricks.its main rival is Paris Saint Germain, a bunch of wankers and nazis wannabe.
I watched the Marseille game against Newcastle in the uefa cup semi-finals, it was such a huge fury!
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Marseille handshake 

Consists of a thunderous headbutt to the sternum (chest) of an adversary, with no recoil of the neck. When administered, it is more effective if the total weight of both the upper and lower body is simultaneously transferred towards the opponent, thus flooring the receiving party. The move was made famous by Zinedine Zidane of the French national soccer team during the final match of the 2006 World Cup. It gained renown after leveling Italian national team defender Marco Materazzi to the ground of the pitch following a torrent of verbal abuse directed at Zidane with respect to his mother, sister, and heritage. The Marseille handshake is the only logical recourse when one’s honour has been impugned to such an extent that mere verbal retaliation is insufficient, and simple bodily harm induced by fists and/or feet will not do the job.
After Andrew impugned Ron's manhood, Ron greeted him with a Marseille handshake.

marseille roulette 

football (soccer) dribble: when you spin 360 degrees with the ball under your feet. named after zidane... also known as 360 and "maradona"
marseille roulette by Mike Myer April 22, 2007

marksville 

A town in central Louisiana, outside of Alexandria. Marksville is located in the heart of Cajun country. It is the home of the Cochon de Lait Festival, world class Cajun cuisine, excellent hunting and fishing, and white trash who drive around in $60,000 trucks while still collecting food stamps.
Guy 1-"Hey man, you want to go to Marksville and fish in Spring Bayou?"
Guy 2-"Nah, I can't, my 16 year old girlfriend is pregnant."
Guy 1-"You should definitely move there.."

Merksville 

The place you send the legion upon legion of online gamers you have shot, stabbed, blown up ect....not a nice place to visit!
Eddie man, your punching tickets to Merksville left right n center...takin names n dealing pain!!
Merksville by Hunter-UK November 1, 2008

Markville 

Markville is a predominantly Asian school in the middle of Markham. The school is infamous for their large Asian student base.
Russell: Wait why am I in China
Gorilla: you aren't this is Markville you're new school
Markville by Clearance Gorilla September 17, 2017

Marseille 

Marseille is a beautiful girl who would do anything for her friends and family. Marseille is a girl who has all eyes on her . Marseille is a very good student in class but sometimes has a lot of energy at home. She can always be found smiling even if she is disappointed. If you meet Marseille, keep her around because she is full of energy and happinesses!
Marseille is an amazing friend.
Marseille by TheOwlLover May 30, 2018