Hit Marker

When you shoot somebody in COD and dont get the kill

FUCKING HITMARKERS! I JUST SHOT THIS KID IN THE DAMN FACE AND I GOT A HIT MARKER

by tman7442 December 26, 2011

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sharpie marker

1. An incredibly useful permanent marker, known also as a Sharpie.

2. What you award to someone (or yourself) after a differently lame story. Used among architecture students instead of a one, ten, or twenty dollar bill. Intended to simultaneously add interest to the story and mock the storyteller.

... So then after work, I got in my car and went to the gas station. I didn't want to get out because it was raining, but I did anyway. So then I pumped my gas and got back on the highway and headed home...

And then you found a sharpie marker.

by max j July 14, 2005

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Margery

an epic person, one who often hunts with a bow and quiver.
makes a great lover with fiery passion.

"Woah! Who brought that 14-point buck in for dinner?"
"Definitely Margery. Who else?"

by queenofwine October 2, 2013

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marker queen

A girl that masturbates so vigorously with a marker that the cap gets lodged in her vaginal cavity and must be removed by a doctor

Did you hear about Alison? She had to go to the ER last night because she's a marker queen.

by Ed Huntet April 3, 2019

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Marker Tipper

A post shit wipe job that seemingly never wipes clean. No matter how many wipes, the paper looks like a magic marker tip is peeking out your ass and streaking the toilet paper. Eventually, you just give up and except it won’t be completely clean.

Man it never fails. I was in a hurry and took a quick shit. Ended up with a marker tipper and spent 15 minutes wiping myself raw. Finally gave up.

The marker tipper I had ended up also leaving skid marks in my boxers.

by Dick Onchin December 7, 2020

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