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marti mcfly

A user of woman with a giant cock, he will promise you the world to get you into bed but won't be there by morning
'Marti mclfy is in a relationship....half hour later.....marti mcfly is single
by just_a_cunt94 June 6, 2011
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Marti-jude hall

Sexy.Annoying. Always goes on with his mates with xbox. Has a girlfriend he loves but she puts up with him being annoying. Might be sexy, but annoying
Marti-jude hall is so amazing i wish i was him!
by Oopsididitagainahah May 16, 2020
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Marti Benza

es una queen nadie es mas queen que ella, plus sabe hablar al revés corte quien hace eso??? marti benza sos unique, inigualable, inalcanzable, i mean....!!!!
lets go lesbians
marti benza y luli gonzalez se quieren mucho
by aegnzalez November 21, 2021
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Enriqueta Martí

(1868-1913) A Spanish serial killer, aka "The Vampire of Barcelona": a sociopath with a business plan.

She arrived in Barcelona in 1888 and began working as a maid, but found that she could earn more working as a prostitute. A quick learner, she took the chance to overhear the perverse secrets of the wealthy. Soon she opened a brothel, prostituting children ages 5 through 14 to the city's rich pedophiles. Always adept at capturing children, she would dress in rags and visit the destitute Raval district, where the children looked the most abandoned. She could then go to the galas at the opera house in all of her finery, meeting with her clients. In 1909, her brothel was discovered by police, but her wealthy contacts intervened, saving her from prison.

Enriqueta's next move was the cosmetic needs of the wives and mistresses of her clientele; she began procuring children ages twelve and under, killing them and using their bone marrow, blood, and fat as face creams, love potions, charms, and cures for typhoid, tuberculosis, syphilis, and other diseases. In February, 1912, the reports of six-year-old Teresita Guitart's abduction and a suspicious neighbor's sighting of the missing girl led to Enriqueta Martí's downfall. Her list of contacts was discovered among bloody clothes of children, knives, scalps of blond hair, jars of blood and fat, various scorched bones, and an old book of potions.
Enriqueta Martí adamantly stated that her clients were the monsters, but not her; it was just her business. Child prostitutes for the gentlemen, elixirs and face creams for the ladies.
The high-class women who brought Enriqueta's "face creams" knew where these products came from, but a street child was little more than a piece of trash to them.

The police arrived in time to save Teresita and another six-year-old, Angelita, but too late to save Pepito, a boy of the same age; Angelita saw Martí kill him and serve his flesh as a meal.
Enriqueta Martí was killed in 1913 by her fellow inmates, but none of her clients was ever brought to justice.
by Lorelili November 27, 2010
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Lincoln Marti Charter School

A school of fake ass, dumbass, and spoiled students. All these fuckers are thots you clouldn’t imagine. The “known girls” are catfishing boys from others schools its hilarious. The less known students are real af so becareful when you go there. The known students are complete idiots and the boys OH don’t get me started they are legitimately dating girls left to right so chill girls and watch out for em fuck boys. The show off girls think they have shit when they don’t and the boys are always judging their bodies. People there will judge you 24/7. If you are planning to go to this school. Trust me don’t go there its filled with idiots, fake people and if you make a friend there you’ll change so fucking fast it’s terrifying. Good luck ;)

- Anonymous
Did you see that Lincoln Marti Charter School girls! They are catfishing other school boys!
by anonymous_angel March 28, 2019
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Zi de marți

A random Tuesday when you and some friends randomly decide to snort uppers and talk for hours on end about everything and nothing.
Aaron: What's up dude? Wanna do smth today?
Justin: Yeah sure we could do a "zi de marți".
Aaron: Bet!
by Alessyo February 18, 2022
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The Marti menchaca

a fart that smells realy bad and last for 3 hours without going away. often smelling like rotting pumpkins or los norias(the oil fields) Using Fabreeze or Oust Dose not work it only mixes with the smell causeing it to smell like shit mixed with flowers
Someone just pulled the marti menchaca in youth group! the Fabreeze dosen't work!
by baka kuso yaro April 29, 2011
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