machiavellian marsupial

A rare specimen of nature who only comes out in the darkest of times, commonly to save some-or even the world...

This thing could also come under the name will (Will Thompson) as he only comes out at night, to be the superhero to my villain.

People ADORE him!

Bellow Will Eccleston btw

its will thompson! omg! machiavellian marsupial

by Henri The Bloody God May 4, 2022

Marsupials are manifested hairu

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Marsupials are manifested hairu

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 18, 2025

molecular meat eating marsupial

an female who aggressively performs oral sex on any and every man while pregnant

ellen is quite a molecular meat eating marsupial

by ruhi yazid May 23, 2008

MARSUPIAL SHIT

Being in a state of explosive diarrhea, extreme headache, double-vision, incessant urge to masterbate

Jay called in sick today, saying he felt like he had an opossum in his ass - requiring him to take a large Marsupial Shit.

by ROYAL DINKUS April 3, 2019

Marsupial Disembowlment

The act of slicing open someone's abdomen, pulling open the wound and inserting objects into the victim.

"He thought I was joking. The marsupial disembowlment showed him otherwise."

by Wyvern Lair September 24, 2016

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

marsupial poucher

A sexual preference in which a female takes 2 peni in the pouch (vagina) and 1 in the ouch (rectal orifice).

Jimmy and Steve helped me give Rachel a Marsupial Poucher

by Craydaddy January 30, 2024