Marriage

Its after you live with a woman for 8 years, And you have had sex in every room, Every position, In every park and department store change room. You give her a ring and say I DO. What that really means is I DONT have sex anymore. All your freedoms is gone, and she controls everything you do.

I masturbate more now, then before my marriage.

by Madpuppy November 13, 2014

Marriage

What men often find themselves pressured into doing in order to reproduce. It will become obsolete the day that men are able to have sons by cloning themselves.

Frank Sinatra Junior never quite had his dad's talent. Too bad old blue eyes couldn't've clones himself to avoid Marriage. On the other hand, without Marriage we'd never have gotten Nancy Sinatra, babe extraordinaire.

by Red Sam Black October 18, 2012

Marriage

The last legal form of slavery.....

Marriage.....just say no.

by westwoman January 18, 2009

Marriage

A sometimes necessary bond between two people who need each other in some way.

My marriage with Morgan is going well.

by Ereck Flowers July 17, 2016

Marriage

See Stockholm Syndrome.

My now wife suckered me into marriage, now if I try to leave she gets half of my shit.

by Pay me more. December 13, 2022

Marriage

A binding contract between a man and a woman to remain faithful to each other until death,usually taken in front of family,friends,etc but is still binding in front of a judge or pastor.

To have a succesful marriage,take "divorce " out of you vocabulary.

When jenny and sebastian got married they eant "this marriage will last until we die"

by Knight_of_7 September 30, 2010

Marriage

What usually happens within a serious relationship, the main cause of "Marriage" is a condition called "Pregnancy"

Marriage is something that almost everyone goes through.

by THOT.exe January 31, 2018