like marriage

When having a conversation and someone describes something as bad, weird, or stupid when someone says "like marriage."

One guy: "Towing is all about tension and stress"
Other guy: "Like marriage!"

by ficticiousnamebyauthor May 15, 2015

Marialena

One of the most beautiful girls you'll ever meet. Incredibly intelligent and loved by all. If she just looks at you, you'll probably ejaculate right on the spot. When she smiles she can light up a dark room, while making all males ejaculate at the same time.

Guy: Dude Marialena is going to walk in here, get extra boxers, fast!

by KickAssDewd June 18, 2013

Marriage

It is when two people come together and choose to do what is best for their unit over each individual. Marriage is a legal contract that two parties make with each other and there are penalties for not continuously working on the marriage like you would a garden. Weeds will come in and plants will die if you don't water the garden. Same with a marriage. Both parties must work to keep each other happy and treat each other nice regardless of what tough times they are experiencing individually. Life is no longer just about you, it is about the team. When this happens, you will know you are in a real marriage.

We are in this marriage for the long run so we don't worry about the little things

by Dilemmas.co November 13, 2020

shotgun marriage

an less-than-ideal and usually last-resorted-to marriage, cause by an unplanned pregnancy.

Delonte gets lucky with Renelle. Renelle gets knocked up. These scared, confused, and uncertain teenagers decide that the their best, and really only, option is to get married and raise this child together. Thus, they decide to have a Shotgun Marriage.

by Go Iceman 2015 January 1, 2012

Lavender marriage

A mixed-orientation marriage used to hide someone's sexual orientation; it can be done for religious reasons, reputation, preservation of things like your career or public image, etc. It is often a gay man marrying a gay woman.

"Brennan and Alyssa got married last week."
"Whoa! But I thought he was gay."
"He is, and so is she. But they're both Christians, so they got married."
"Oh, that's weird. What were the colors?"
"Lavender and rose, 'cause it was a 'lavender marriage'"
"Nice pun!"

by Hellenophile07 April 4, 2022

mariabelen

Is a smart carring gir she’s a talented and works she’s one of the best friends anyone can ask for she’s really pretty . She’s a good friend amazing person gives good advice and when she sticks with a friend she will stay what that forever sometimes she gets jealous because she cares and if u Know a Mariabelen you are really lucky

Mariabelen is a amazing person and great personality

by Jazmin Luca June 2, 2018

Clout Marriage

When two people get married (ussaly influencers or random people on tik tok to prove a point) just to boost their clout on social media or views. These clout marriages usually end in divorce after a few days or at least with in the year.

Tana mogo and Jake Paul had a clout marriage and then got divorce.

David Dobbrik married Jason Nash’s mom for a YouTube video for views.

by Sashaslayyer3000 May 27, 2020