ole markus

When you meet an Ole Markus you instantly feel like you're gonna get stabbed, and for a good reason!

When he's not busy watching hentai or jacking off in the playground he's either letting down all his friends or playing league of legends.

someone presumably: "hey man, wanna party"
ole markus: "no"

by Alkys February 23, 2017

Neiman Markups

A department store where you can purchase the same items as in other stores for twice the price.

My mom bought me a pair of gay shorts for $80 at Neiman Markups. I saw the same shorts at Foley's for $40 and they were just as gay.

by Mark Shackelford July 30, 2007

Markus

The cutest, most charming person alive. He is able to catch hearts of not just women but everyone. Anyone who has him his lucky to have them theirs.

"That Markus is pretty cute."
"Yeah, but he's already taken."

by Insertsomethingedgyhere July 27, 2017

Mark/Markus

A name usually reserved for a pimp or playa of some sort. Macks tons of bitches, and has the respect of everybody.

Everybody wishes that they could be Mark.

by NameDefiner March 30, 2003

MaRussia

MaRussia is an extremely sexy and all around sexy F1 team.

Jenny " I got wet just looking at that MaRussia".

by Jules Bianchi January 27, 2014

Markus

A really awesome kid. Markus's are known to be very funny, kind, and can sometimes obtain superpowers. When playing basketball or hockey, they can score without even looking at the net. They are also very good in bed.

That kid's so funny, bet his name is Markus.

My god, he just pulled a Markus.

That things huge! Is your name Markus?

by TheSuperHero'sFriend July 4, 2010

markess

he is a person who has feelings for multiply girls at once. And flirts with every girl posible.

Markess has fun at christmas.

by aksfjl;ahsdfa December 17, 2018