Markus

A very generous man who is normally good at talking to people and telling jokes. Likes to look at ass, and has a huge knob ranging anywhere from 7-12 inches hard. Will probably fuck your mom or sister if given the chance.

"Have you seen Markus around here?"
"Yeah I think he's with Kelsey slam camming her"

by definitely not markus January 3, 2017

Dirty markus

A sexual act of a 27 year old man having sex with a warm watermelon

Oh my god,your doing a dirty markus!!

by Lucy is gay April 17, 2020

Markus Naslund

One of the greatest hockey players in the history of the game (over top of gretzy and lemiux that is) and he curently plays for the Vancouver Canucks

Todd Bertuzzi passes the puck to Markus Naslund.
Naslund shoots HE SCORES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Gilbert The Silver Bullet May 4, 2006

Markus

This word refers to a man who is totally capable of bringing happiness and wholeness to any woman whos name is Joyce. Because together they become a perfect pair. Markus is the very definition of MAN. Any individual who knows of this Markus, consider yourself lucky.

Markus and Joyce are the cutest couple ive ever known!!

Hey Joyce! Have you met Markus yet? I think you guys should go out!

OMG! Did you see Markus today? He looks incredibly sexy today.

by Joyniqua69 January 24, 2011

Markus

He is the sweetest, most cutest boy to ever exist. He's obedient and a total baby boy. Once you meet him, you'll never want to leave him. He does what he thinks is right at all times and he gives the best hugs! If you're lucky then you might even get special kisses! If you know a Markus then keep him and spoil him rotten. He just wants your attention so give it to him. He deserves it.

"Have you seen Markus today?"

"Yeah. He was playing with a kitten at the park. It was so cute!"

by +SpaceKitten+ October 19, 2019

Markus Vanderlinde

A simp. He/she respects women and always does what they ask. Even if women are wrong he always agrees with them. He buys women close then gets capped with the "Thank you bro" when he's trying to get out of the friend zone.

Markus Vanderlinde just bought that girl a hoodie and she said "thank you bro", apparently he's been trying to smash for years but he's still a Virgin and a major SIMP.

by TheDefinitionOfHugeCocks May 4, 2020

Markus Ådnanes

A very hot boi. Stronk. He is gamer. yes. He may be abit too chonky but it ok.

Look a Markus Ådnanes

by OliveSeal March 10, 2021