Manslaughter is a form of accidental murder.
e.g. when I killed Bill with a chainsaw because I tripped on his 4-foot plaster cast of Biggus Dikkus
e.g. when I killed Bill with a chainsaw because I tripped on his 4-foot plaster cast of Biggus Dikkus
by The mad manslaughterer man January 27, 2005
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by dylanMo May 25, 2011
Get the ejaculatory manslaughter mug.The act of homicide in which a person, usually a child, forcefully throws a snowball on to an oncoming car that results in a death.
Billy: I just got out of the slammer.
Phillip: What did you get arrested for?
Billy: Snowhicular manslaughter; I packed the meanest snowball and absolutely destroyed a car. I got locked up for 3 years. Who ever thought a 12 year old would go to jail?
Phillip: What did you get arrested for?
Billy: Snowhicular manslaughter; I packed the meanest snowball and absolutely destroyed a car. I got locked up for 3 years. Who ever thought a 12 year old would go to jail?
by Frosty The Snowman December 9, 2012
Get the Snowhicular Manslaughter mug.Premeditated Manslaughter is when your lawyer conives your life into a living hell of their plundering your rights & assets bringing collateral damage to your family provoking you into re-action with the ultimate defence!
Mayuko: Did you hear about Big John McLintock QC who stripped one too many clients of their life savings and assets?
Phil: What again? I'd heard about his ex-client whom he left penniless retired & unable to fend for herself financially who committed suicide?
Mayuko: Yeah, but this time the Client reacted- ran him splat sideways with a heavily modified Norton Commando Speedster Twin 750; Client claimed an accident after being driven mad by Big John he had it all planned, I reckon: 'Premeditated Manslaughter'.
Phil: Good luck using the premeditated murder defence against ... Anyhow, didn't you hear: Karma justice? JohnMcLinden had an affair with the Black Widow whom he got off for murder but her Russian gangster boyfriend arranged an execution. Of course, She still walks free!
Phil: What again? I'd heard about his ex-client whom he left penniless retired & unable to fend for herself financially who committed suicide?
Mayuko: Yeah, but this time the Client reacted- ran him splat sideways with a heavily modified Norton Commando Speedster Twin 750; Client claimed an accident after being driven mad by Big John he had it all planned, I reckon: 'Premeditated Manslaughter'.
Phil: Good luck using the premeditated murder defence against ... Anyhow, didn't you hear: Karma justice? JohnMcLinden had an affair with the Black Widow whom he got off for murder but her Russian gangster boyfriend arranged an execution. Of course, She still walks free!
by VapourTrail October 13, 2019
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Get the magical manslaughter mug.When a girl takes a man's penis for hostage, the penis is jerked around in ways it shouldn't. This usually is followed by the woman proceeding to use the man as an apparatus for sexual activity. Screams are likely to be heard soon after.
Guy: "She raped me..."
Girl: "How does a guy get raped? You're stronger than her, aren't you?"
Guy: "Yes...but, she had control of my body...What's that term they use in court? Manslaughter?"
Girl: "Yeah..."
Guy: "She started 'manslaughtering' my penis, and at that point, I saw the fury of Satan come from her body and massacre my penis..."
Girl: "How does a guy get raped? You're stronger than her, aren't you?"
Guy: "Yes...but, she had control of my body...What's that term they use in court? Manslaughter?"
Girl: "Yeah..."
Guy: "She started 'manslaughtering' my penis, and at that point, I saw the fury of Satan come from her body and massacre my penis..."
by MGBlight January 4, 2009
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by The Swheatley June 17, 2011
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