Anthesis

A minor thesis that serves more purpose as anithesis

The not so elaborate anthesis caused a minor dispute.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Matthewism

A certain self-loathing in which one holds a clear position against a belief system, and yet has those exact views under a different name.

Man 1: "Advertisements should be banned from internet websites. Businesses don't need revenue because the people don't need private businesses."
Man 2: "What are you talking about, are you some sort of Marxist?"
Man 1: "What? I abhor Marxism. I am just against large corporations."
Man 3: "He's not a Marxist, he's a Matthewist! Damned Matthewism..."

by Drydess August 27, 2017

Masthesis

Short form of Master Thesis used by students to motivate themselves to start to write it as soon as possible

I haven’t started to write my Masthesis.
How is your Masthesis going?

by Lorys April 21, 2020

Mantithesis

An adult male human lacking the ability to take care of or clean up after himself, pay bills, and leave the best. The antithesis of a man. See also scrub.

John is 6 months late on his child support, that damn mantithesis.

by DblA October 11, 2016

Mantressed

A Mantress is someone who spends most of their time in bed. Half man half mattress. This person sleeps, eats and often smokes in bed. If you do the above you become mattressed.

Last night I was absolutely mantressed

by North&J June 12, 2016

mantress

A sexy peace of man that takes care of your wife's if you don't take care of them

Her mantress drings her wine makes her nice things and brings her Chinese food.

by Iceman57 January 29, 2018

Matthewism

The belief in which you don’t believe in god because believing in god stops you from believing in yourself. Matthewism is named after Matthew Sidell, the philosopher behind the religion.

Matthew: why the fuck would you believe in god?!
Me: because good things must come from somewhere...?
Matthew: fuck you! Only you can make good stuff happen to yourself!
Me: now that’s a philosophy I can stand by!
Matthew: I’ll call it... matthewism!

by ThatBitchOnYoCeiling:TakeALook June 2, 2019